P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Adam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck

By P. Beckert, January 10, 2014March 19, 2019

No fake fur for Adam Lambert Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days … Read more

Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit

By P. Beckert, January 3, 2014August 11, 2015

Even devastated countries have pity on Detroit In what is being hailed as one of the most ironic turn of events of the young century, Haiti has sent … Read more

Psychic Predicts Top Entertainment News Stories of 2014

By P. Beckert, January 2, 2014August 11, 2015

Entertainment news stories predicted Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again when the famous Psychic to the stars, Crystal Ball, gives us a peek into future entertainment … Read more

Ann Romney Accidentally Leaves Husband Mitt at Gas Station

By P. Beckert, December 23, 2013March 9, 2021

A preview released by Netflix last week on its upcoming documentary Mitt shows the robotic Presidential candidate appearing human. While it may be somewhat of a stretch for … Read more

Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

By P. Beckert, December 21, 2013December 21, 2018

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more

Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs

By P. Beckert, December 16, 2013August 21, 2019

Celebrities looking for “professional kiss-ups” Sid Weinstock, a savvy businessman from Los Angeles, has a list of some of the biggest celebrities in the country, who are each … Read more

Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution

By P. Beckert, December 16, 2013March 19, 2019

Set to train North Korea’s basketball team, what happens to Dennis Rodman if they lose? Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on … Read more

Josh Romney Races to Save Car from Fiery Crash

By P. Beckert, December 2, 2013November 23, 2022

Pic of smiling Josh Romney amid ruins to be used in presidential run? Josh Romney, third eldest son of Mitt Romney, is home safe today after his heroic … Read more

American Cities Allowing Pigeon Shoots for Poorest Families This Thanksgiving

By P. Beckert, November 25, 2013July 22, 2022

“Shoot a pigeon, feed a family, all while cleaning the streets,” is one town’s new holiday slogan Some cities hardest hit by the ever-worsening recession have come up … Read more

Huge Finale for Breast Cancer Awareness Month

By P. Beckert, November 1, 2013March 19, 2019

If you thought Breast Cancer Awareness Month had peaked with the White House “glowing pink,” think again Just when we all thought the National Breast Cancer Foundation had … Read more