Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think
Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking … Read more
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Mitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency
McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell … Read more
Chuck Schumer Filibuster of Denny’s Inspires ‘Fill-a-Gut-Buster’
Chuck Schumer’s desire to save a few bucks leads to filibuster of restaurant. NEW YORK — A Denny’s restaurant on the lower east side of Manhattan has found … Read more
Six More Weeks Of Politics?
Health care: Same thing, over and over again WASHINGTON — Members of the press and public alike have been patiently awaiting the emergence of Donald Trump from the … Read more
March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more
Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle
Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more
I Have Seen the Apocalypse and There Was Not a Woman In Sight
Women’s protest leaves men everywhere helpless In the wake of the “A Day Without Women” protest, the nation is still coping with the ripple effect of a world … Read more
Hold onto Your FUPAs: McDonalds Delivers
McDonalds is adding delivery service for those not able to make it off of their couches. The United States ranks number one in many global categories such as exporting … Read more
Post Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing
A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has … Read more
