Rick Blum

Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.

Mayor Adams Cedes Central Park Development Rights to Trump

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In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more

New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed

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In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more

Kamala Harris Announces Resignation, Plans Run for President

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Kamala Harris declared that she intends to run for president in 2024 and challenge her boss Joe Biden for the job. Standing in front of the Vice President’s … Read more

Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid

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Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more

FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines

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Simply using the word “news” in “Fox News” has been declared a “deceptive practice” by the FTC. In a surprise noontime press conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) … Read more

Trump Ends All Abortion Restrictions, Cites National Emergency

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Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced … Read more

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