The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more
Ron Keith
Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more
Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA
‘Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?’ says Trump Self-styled “Emperor-in-Chief” Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that … Read more
‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy
Bill O’Reilly discovers Trump is watching his show and tweeting, making him more influential than ever! In a tweet on January 24th, President Trump threatened to send in … Read more
Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing
“We were looking for this thing…” said Rep Nancy Pelosi, forgetting what a spine was called. Democrats House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer were arrested … Read more
Trump to Rename America
‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename … Read more
