This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
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Greg Abbott’s Six Million Dollar Wheelchair Sparks Controversy
Texas governor defends purchase of taxpayer-funded six million dollar wheelchair. Texas governor Greg Abbott has come under intense scrutiny for his recent purchase of a six million dollar … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest
Revered vegetable-eating superstars sent to “thrilling” competition between Taiwan and China. A popular Chinese saying goes: “The surly turd gets the bean curd.” While it is not exactly … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity
Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more
Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal
What do you get when you combine cowardly-yellow with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more
