Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!

Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever

Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace

It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more

McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th

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McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th

House Minority Leader accuses bear band supergroup “The Country Bears” of inciting the January 6th insurrection. House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today revealed that a Republican-led investigation into … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

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Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

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Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual

Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual. Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology. If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again. GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Overinflation

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Overinflation

Be careful the middle-class bubble doesn’t burst over overinflation! Greed accompanies Big Business. Cheap shots often become very expensive. Disinformation makes up for all it’s lie-abilities. Energy profiteers … Read more

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