Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions

Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump

Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner

We’re not rounding the corner, we’re surrounding the coroner! It’s always darkest before the “Don” — because he’s not very bright. For Trump, reality is a know-no. Jumping  to … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!

Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down

There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader

A big orange tax evader is taking US for a ride! Under Trump, IRS stands for I Resist Scrutiny. Your tax returns to haunt you. Of course it’s … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Russian Interfearance is Scary

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Russian Interfearance is Scary

Russian Interfearance: Don’t let a Russian con “troll” your opinion. To Russia Under Mister Putin. Red Don in the morning, patriots take warning. Trump: Defending tyranny while defunding … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more

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