Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit

So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more

Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus

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Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus

New DIMM head tasked with combating COVID-19 Donald Trump today announced the appointment of ardent supporter and long-time contributor Graham Crocker to head the US Department of Innovative … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Elephant in the Room

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Elephant in the Room

As usual, the elephant in the room makes doo. Republicans and Trump: Of Mice and Menace. Conservatives serve cons. Trump: America’s #1 bulltwitter. You can have your say, … Read more

Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans

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Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans

Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Stay Out of Women’s Vaginas!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Stay Out of Women’s Vaginas!

Predators and legislators, STAY OUT! Trump is the anti-Rodney Dangerfield; he don’t give no respect! Those that swagger in often stagger out. Trump vs. Stormy: Thugs vs. Jugs. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas

All dogs go to heaven, all dogmas go to hell! Trump’s living on Barr-owed time. We need law and order, not loss and orders. Stonewalls belong in prison. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’

Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…

…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of  little value.” … Read more

Capitol Dome to Become World’s Biggest Tit

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Capitol Dome to Become World’s Biggest Tit

Republicans plan Capitol dome renovation to celebrate Trump’s acquittal. To celebrate President Trump’s impeachment acquittal, Senate Republicans have vowed to convert Washington DC’s Capitol dome into a giant … Read more

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