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New commemorative coins not universally accepted. In a special move to answer a crying need for coins needed due to a shortage, the US Mints have begun issuing … Read more
Great Pacific Garbage Patch made into suspicious “theme park” by China. China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world, has taken the … Read more
An unexpected pie in the face for Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi, the leader of the Grammy award winning popular rock band from Boston that bears his name, has … Read more
According to the author, these are actual, real recipes that logically should work against the Virus. Recipe for a Basic, Genuine Anti-Virus Punch (To hopefully give Mr. Mean … Read more
We got this whole social distancing thing down. Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don’t have guests? Ditto! Don’t touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid … Read more
OMG!!! A store being stocked to the max with toilet paper and rubbing alcohol!!! Yeah Baby! Show me more!!! Show me more!!!
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
Need 2020 slogan ideas? You’ve come to the right place. Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election: What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win … Read more
