Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares
Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected … Read more
Roger Freed
Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category for Trump
Mensa found in Trump a troubling enigma, causing them to review their statuses Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump. Mensa, the international high intelligence group that … Read more
We Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting
Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. … Read more
A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting
What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his … Read more
2020, The Year of the Woman President: Recent History Revisited
How it happened: The reign of America’s first woman president Newsdate, Year 2024 — Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the … Read more
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin
Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My … Read more
National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States
In an effort to pay off the enormous national debt, the federal government has begun giving away states to various debtors overseas. The national debt has reached $13 … Read more
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines
Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the … Read more
What If the Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows?
Governments as game shows In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will … Read more
