A Message for Trump’s Minions Worded in the Vernacular They Understand Best
A sincere attempt to reach those who voted for Trump, by speaking like Donald Trump. In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting … Read more
Roger Freed
Hacked Trump Emails Exposed!
Leaked Trump emails expose desperate, last ditch effort to throw the election. On the eve of the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, the notorious exposé website Wakileaks has released … Read more
Is Hillary a Patriot for Having Used Her Own Server?
You could even call it a downright patriotic thing for Hillary to do. Can Hillary Clinton really be blamed for having her own private Internet server? In these … Read more
Stand Up and Cheer for It Is Clear That This Is the Cubs Victory Year!
A poem celebrating the Chicago Cubs It is that season of the year when does flow the beer in only two stadiums throughout the land. It is time … Read more
Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!
Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible … Read more
Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works
The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for … Read more
News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag
News of the Future: Jan. 20th, 2017 – Blue states population rounded up Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of … Read more
Was Having the Republican Convention at Quicken Loans Arena Really Such a Good Idea?
Was having the Republican convention at Quicken Loans Arena, a place named after much of what is wrong with America today, really such a good idea? Quicken Loans. … Read more
Presidential Politics 2016: By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them
Welcome to the nationwide mud wrestling match that passes for presidential politics in 2016. There is a proverb by Christ (no, this ain’t going to be a religious … Read more
