Fool’s Gold Medals Saving Olympics a Lot of Money
Olympics Save Money by Giving Out Fool’s Gold Medals. In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals … Read more
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FOX Television Found to Be Infested with Subversives
How could such a conservative station be riddled with subversive types? The conservative news station FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose … Read more
Syrian Chemical Weapons Disposal Problem Solved
Assad’s own methods inspire solution to chemical weapons predicament A huge problem has developed regarding the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad’s military in Syria. … Read more
Jihadist Gets the 72 Virgins He So Richly Deserves
Young Jihadist Jasheed blows himself up, gets to heaven The Gates to Glory opened wide to accept young Jasheed as he entered the Jihadist Heaven he worked so … Read more
Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more
The NFL’s Big Tax Ripoff
The NFL is ripping you off Now that the Super Bowl is over and you are either in euphoric heaven or the depths of despair, depending upon your … Read more
Madison and Jefferson’s Strange Hobby: Making Political Frankensteins
Founders’ political Frankenstein lives on There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon we didn’t learn of. There are secrets about … Read more
The Ultimate Fantasy Football: What if it was Packers vs Seahawks in the 2014 Super Bowl?
Super Bowl Ultimate Fantasy: What if? Far beyond the reaches of normal men’s consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been can … Read more
Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism
Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective … Read more
WV Residents Use Freedom Industries CEO to Test Polluted Waters
Freedom Industries explores its freedom to pollute the waterways of West Virginia Freedom Industries, the more-important-than-humans industry conveniently located next to a major river supplying water to nine … Read more
