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Roger Freed 
Heading south: Santa’s workshops becoming wet-shops Old Saint Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, …er…, workshops, have been becoming wet-shops, … Read more
Words alone cannot describe the wonderfulness of Sheldon Cooper The main star of the television series ‘The Big Bang Theory,’ Sheldon Cooper, has set the new bar high … Read more
Overly cheery Christmas caroling get old, try these instead! Forget the overly cheery Christmas caroling, the endless gift shopping and the eye strainingly gaudy seasonal decorations. It is … Read more
Demi-god yuppies demand proper status as refined creatures Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals, have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, … Read more
Allen and Scorsese seem to be viewing New York from different planets New York has always fascinated the writer, the artist, the poet and the thousand of gawking … Read more
“Republican Health Care Plan”: Oxymoron? The Republican Party, after years of doing nothing but bash President Obama’s Health Care Act, have at last introduced a health care plan … Read more
Once-revered Thanksgiving holiday now on life support The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power … Read more
Due to the state of our society, ‘Thanksgiving’ is to be renamed Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our … Read more
LaPierre’s fear of having helped the ravaging American society pushes him to build a ‘Winchester House’ Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly … Read more
“A mall shooting where a guy kills himself and no one else does nothing for gun sales,” sullen spokesman relates The American Arms Manufacturers are upset that a … Read more
