Infamously Inflammatory Film Footage Found of Frisky Iron Man ‘Fulfilling’ a Fabulous and Famous ‘Friend’
Iron Man and … who? Ha! Ha! I have it! I have got the goods on that famous super hero Tony Stark, also known to the world as … Read more
Roger Freed
Country on High Alert as Bush Family Threatens U.S. with Yet Another Bush in the White House
Could the U.S. survive another Bush family member in the White House? News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are … Read more
Syria and the Ever-Changing Face of American Patriotism
The American psyche sometimes goes through amazing changes. 12 years ago we couldn’t wait to get our hands on that ultimate harbinger of evil Saddam Hussein and his … Read more
Ahhh! Poor Widdle Football Players Hurt Their Widdle Heads and Want to Sue
Poor NFL players got widdle concussions and want to sue their sugar daddies … WUSSIES!!! Former professional football players have just announced that they are seeking millions of … Read more
Miley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia
“This isn’t the kind of ‘stoned’ I’m used to,” said Miley Cyrus, sticking out her tongue and pointing to the crowd The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the … Read more
Things We Should Have Learned from the Recession
An Unfunny Article: Things we should have learned from the recession That when the chips are down and they are losing money, the big companies will give up … Read more
Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of … Read more
The Prelude of the Green Bay Packers and Their Powerful Push to Pointedly Pound Their Peers into Pulver
How the Green Bay Packers came to be Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the … Read more
Motown Returns to Detroit, City Returns to Life
Detroit revived by Motown revival The return of the famous soul music legend Motown Records to its birthplace Detroit has had an ebullient effect on the bankrupt city. … Read more
UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name
Officials respond that nation is united in its divisiveness The UN Security Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term … Read more
