New Species of Vampire Discovered (and They’re in Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered, one that feeds off your economic life force — money. A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered … Read more
Roger Freed
The Vampire and the Vamp
A Halloween tale of the Vampire and the Vamp The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that … Read more
Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more
NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more
Denver: A Scab That Envelopes the Foot of the Rockies
If Colorado were like the human body and sculpted by God then Denver would be the rectum. Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver, where the pus of the plains erupts … Read more
German Humor Magazines Got the U.S. Beat!
Taking a look at Germany’s satire and humor magazines. You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly … Read more
Some People Confuse Trump with the Tooth Fairy
Is The Donald supposed to be the tooth fairy? Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the … Read more
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something
Trump finally succeeded at buying Greenland, is having a golden throne/toilet built now. President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. … Read more
The Earth’s Billionaires Record a Remake of Micheal Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’
A very different version of Micheal Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’ has been produced. Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that … Read more
Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more
