An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions on European Football
…While Managing to Not Only Get Banned from the European Union, but Get Booted Out of England Too It is time to take the opportunity to take you … Read more
Roger Freed
Sequestration Frustration
Could a buried provision in the Sequestration bill finally get Congress to act? The dreaded Sequestration is upon us. Which is much like the feared Fiscal Cliff. Which … Read more
National Rat Association Hopes to Disassociate Itself from NRA
NRA says reputation harmed by “vermin” at the National Rifle Association The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States … Read more
Spring Break Jokes
Jokes for Spring Break! Why does Bud beer always sell so well at Spring Break? Spring-breakers can’t pronounce Heineken. Why do spring-breakers not like blond jokes? They always … Read more
X Factor Reams Famous American Idols
What if history’s music icons had to try out on ‘X Factor’? What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular … Read more
NRA Takes Fight to Whole New Level, Buys Star Wars Death Star
New acquisition seen as boost for NRA outreach, as well as leverage in Congress The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star … Read more
NRA to Using ‘Puppy Eyes’ as Tactic to Integrate Selves with Public
‘Adorable,’ ‘cute,’ say former NRA detractors The NRA, in its constant quest to project a good image, keep guns in as many hands as possible, control the minds … Read more
Bogus Burritos
I recently bought a burrito and was astounded to see that it was made in the fair city of Minneapolis, a surprise since I had always thought of … Read more
2023: With Half of America Shot, NRA Still Opposing Gun Control
Timeline – April 23, 2023. Place – Washington, D.C., or what is left of it. The National Rifle Association (NRA) and Congress again face off against each other … Read more
Introducing the Karl Valentin ‘Blodsinn’ Contest
Craziest invention contest, in the tradition of Karl Valentin Every year since 1969, Bavaria’s greatest inventors have assembled for a contest that would try their talents to the … Read more
