Why Palin Would Have Been a Better VP Choice Than Dick Cheney
Ex-Minister of Vice, Dick Cheney, has come out (no, not out of the closet — don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for … Read more
Roger Freed
Something Really Lewd and Disgusting Is Going On In Our Woods
It’s everywhere, it’s lewd, and you can’t help but step right in it. What can we do about it? There is a great lewd and disgusting problem afoot … Read more
First Suicide Bomber Union Formed In Iraq
Initial union meeting described as a ‘real blast’ Union-minded Iraqis today formed the Suicide Bombers Local #467 in Baghdad, but promptly had to look for a new union … Read more
Charlton Heston Rises from the Grave to Promote “Guns, Guns, Guns” in Wake of Batman Shooting
‘Guns don’t kill people, crazy fools we let buy them do’ — Charlton Heston’s zombie The iconic movie matinee idol Charlton Heston has risen from the dead like … Read more
A Strange and Sordid Mystery: Hardcore Environmentalists Support Fracking in California
A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle between the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, … Read more
Being Attacked by a Horde of Flesh Hungry Zombies Is Not Fun
Hello folks. How are things going for you? That’s good. At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest. I have it boarded … Read more
Google to Mine People’s Minds for Data Storage
Data boom causes the great internet oracle Google to look for new ways to expand Internet giant Google has come up with a solution to its data storage … Read more
George W Bush Accepts Position as Court Jester for Obama Cabinet
George W Bush was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet today. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them … Read more
I Purchased My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It
I bought my computer, but Bill Gates still owns it. At least that’s the way it seems. I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with … Read more
Jedi Masters Ain’t What They Used To Be
Better candidates for Jedi Masters are easy to find Sigh! Jedi Masters just ain’t what they used to be! At one time they were of the caliber of … Read more
