Nutcase Ted Nugent Finds a Good Ole Hunting Partner in Insane Luka Magnotta
Ted Nugent, the flaming redneck of rock and gun fame, who was most recently in the news for ‘suggesting’ that Obama and his Cabinet be beheaded, has found … Read more
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The Joy of Bear Proof Containers
Humans put their food in bear proof barrels. So, what does the smart bear do? For those wishing to explore the back country of Denali National Park in … Read more
Corporate Mission Statements for Our Times
Mission statements are a modern attempt to give meaning and a face to a corporation’s work in its never ending pursuit of profits. They are a statement on … Read more
The Undead Man Will Search Endlessly for What Dick Cheney Has Taken from Him
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and hot, but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells … Read more
April 2018: Close of Second Great Civil War Leads to a Nation Divided
NEWS OF THE FUTURE — April, 2018 Many changes have come to America in the years since the second Civil War in 2017. As you well know, the … Read more
Tennessee Man Who Fathered 30 Children by 11 Different Women Asks Judge for a Break…And Gets It
Judge comes up with creative solution for man who fathered 30 children A 33 year old Knoxville, Tennessee man has asked a judge there to ‘give him a … Read more
Barney Google (With Them Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes) Sues Google, Inc.
Former comic legend Barney Google seeking compensation for use of his name Now-forgotten comic legend Barney Google (the guy with the ‘Goo-goo-gooogley Eyes’ according to an old hit song) … Read more
A Peek Behind the Scenes at the 2012 Summer Olympic Games
SCENE: London General Hospital TIME: The 2012 Summer Olympic Games The emergency telephone rings. Nurse: London General. Voice on phone: Ambulance 253 here! We’re bringing in a code … Read more
Animals Have No Recourse to Sexual Intercourse
Human beings appear to be the only creatures that can have sex sheerly out of pleasure. The animals seem to do it mostly as a matter of course. … Read more
Parker Brothers Updating ‘Monopoly’ to Reflect Current Economy
New Monopoly to ‘better reflect the true financial times we live in’ Due to recent world economic changes, Parker Brothers has announced that it will update its world … Read more
