If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is
They rap on and on, but those ‘songs’ the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn’t it … Read more
Roger Freed
More CEO Jokes
Because the jokes that serve as CEOs deserve all the recognition they can get Why is the nickname for CEOs ‘Deepwater Horizon’? Because they leave an oily trail … Read more
‘Gastronomical Travel Guide For Gourmet Zombies’ Now Available in Bookstores
A new book has been written specifically for that little-tapped section of the travel market, the zombie minority Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print … Read more
The Initials ‘CEO’ Now Have An Entirely New Meaning
Presenting a number of new, perhaps more accurate replacements for the meaning of the common CEO acronym At one time in our no-so-distant past the term ‘CEO,’ meaning … Read more
Ted Nugent, Charlie Sheen & Andre Breivik Kick Off ‘Three Maniacs’ Tour
Ted Nugent, the Detroit ‘Motorcity Madman’ (in so many ways more than the original intent), Charlie Sheen, the ‘Platoon Psycho’ and Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing … Read more
Allah, God and Jehovah Were Strolling…
Allah, God and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if … Read more
The Republican Plan to Improve the Economy if They Take Over… er… Are Elected
How GOP candidates will improve the economy if elected: Start a new war to refocus attention away from the bad state of national affairs, and to bolster arm … Read more
Help Solve the Mystery: Whose Heart Did They Put In Dick Cheney’s Chest?
Doctors aren’t talking — will you help us solve the mystery of Cheney’s new heart? News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had … Read more
If Republican Candidates Had Lived at Other Times in History
If the recent crop of Republican candidates had lived in other time periods, what would they have said at these key events? THE MIDDLE AGES — A WITCH … Read more
Transplanted Heart Refuses to Stay in Dick Cheney’s Chest
By Roger Freed Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to … Read more
