Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are … Read more
Roger Freed
How Much We Do Forget: Our Fights with Cuba, Iran and Socialism and How We Caused Them
My, My! How much we do forget! Obama tried to connect with our old foes Cuba and Iran to smooth out the decades old conflicts and make the … Read more
Fun Any Time of the Year: Specialty Haunted Houses
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Specialty Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow … Read more
Just in Time for Halloween! A Tour of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul
Saudi Consulate: also known as “The Middle-Eastern Haunted Torture Chamber.” Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror-filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Consulate in … Read more
Kowtow: Chinese Habit We Are Learning
Americans are learning a not-so-funny trait: How to kowtow. kowtow kouˈtou/verb 1. act in an excessively subservient manner. “she didn’t have to kowtow to a boss” synonyms: grovel to, be obsequious … Read more
Trump’s New Books: A Boon to World Literacy
A comprehensive list of Trump’s latest ghost-written new books. Getting ready for the day he leaves office (which might not be far away), President-Select Trump has a whole … Read more
Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future
New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand … Read more
Semi-Humorous Meetings with Strange Creatures in the Night
Real life experiences with strange creatures in the night. The following are real life experiences with strange creatures in the night: It was my first time to Steamboat … Read more
Yahoo Comments Page Tears Up Cheeky Russian Spy Fundraiser
Russian spy starts fundraiser site to pay legal fees, and promptly gets razzed for it. Once again, the Yahoo comments pages prove to be the best satire going. … Read more
