The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ … Read more
Roger Freed
NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local … Read more
Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying … Read more
North Korea Scores a Victory the Olympic Committee Didn’t See Coming
Chances like this don’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once-in-a-millennium chance … Read more
The Saturday Night Live Players Have Played Their Greatest Prank Ever
Spoof of the Century by Saturday Night Live to be revealed at the State of the Union speech! Saturday Night Live has just topped anything they have ever … Read more
It’s Official Now – The Internet is More Annoying than Television Ever Was
The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was … Read more
Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander in the Middle of 5th Avenue and Gets Away with It
The tiny-handed man had bragged he could do it in public on 5th Avenue over a year ago – turns out he was right. A man stood brazenly … Read more
Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It to Spock
George Takei (aka ‘Lt. Sulu’) is now as famous for his puns as he is for being the first Star Trek helmsman. Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265 — Captain … Read more
Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving
In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the … Read more
