Bert and Ernie: The Prenup
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Now that President Obama has endorsed gay marriage, it will soon become legal everywhere in America, including, of course, Sesame Street, which … Read more
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How To Know If Ducks Are Unhappy: My Google Analytics Adventure
Every writer needs a good website, so folks can discover your work, write you fan mail and maybe even offer you assignments. I’m a humor writer, and lucky … Read more
Brand Spanking New: A Librarian Reviews a Sex Book
I got an unexpected package in the mail the other day. Because I’m a book reviewer, I somehow ended up on the list of folks who get review … Read more
Love Songs for Long-Married Couples
Your old love songs may need updating When the two of you are driving to the chiropractor, to the pharmacy, or to attend your grandson’s kindergarten play to … Read more
Cartoonist Isabella Bannerman: Funny at 51
“Six Chix” contributor Isabella Bannerman has always loved making people laugh “Now that I’m 51,” cartoonist Isabella Bannerman tells me, “cartooning is easier than it’s ever been. I … Read more
Advice: Men Who Don’t Love Women Enough And How To Shoot Them
Q: Janice and Edward have been married for twelve years. They have two children. Edward is an accountant. Edward and Janice have sex once a week, on Wednesday … Read more
Sex, Lies and Identity Theft
I just got an email from a British website telling me they couldn’t ship me the porn I’d ordered because they were unable to verify my credit card … Read more
Top Fifteen Ways Our Adult Children Disappoint Us
Our adult children, unfortunately, disappoint us in far too many ways. Here are the top fifteen: They live in the basement with no money, no aspirations and no … Read more
Ask Gabby Peter-Sploot, Sex Expert
DEAR GABBY: I figured I needed to take this to a sex expert like you. My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it … Read more
What Would Steven Slater Do? (WWSSD?)
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Several summers ago, flight attendant Steven Slater cursed, grabbed a beer and slid down the evacuation chute of the JetBlue aircraft that … Read more
