Congressman ‘Santos’ Flees Country, Interpol Nabs Him

Congressman ‘Santos’ Flees Country, Interpol Nabs Him

Breaking news: Santos flees country. Updates expected when Interpol authorities provide more information. Congressman “George Santos” fled the United States today, leaving behind a husband, an ex-wife, and … Read more

DeSantis Battles Trump in Florida Steel Cage Match

DeSantis Battles Trump in Florida Steel Cage Match

We take you now to the much-anticipated DeSantis-Trump steel cage match, in which “DeSanctimonious” has promised to “kick Trump’s ass.” Gordon Solie was arguably the greatest professional wrestling … Read more

Future News: Florida ‘Election Integrity’ Cops Declare DeSantis Winner

Future News: Florida ‘Election Integrity’ Cops Declare DeSantis Winner

In a verified news report from next month, it was revealed that DeSantis’ “election integrity” police force has declared him winner. TALLAHASSEE, Dec. 9, 2022 — Thousands of … Read more

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