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Steve Schneider Breaking news: George Santos was arrested today in Brazil, where he was hiding out after fleeing investigations in the U.S. Interpol officers detained a fleeing Congressman in Brazil, … Read more
Breaking news: Santos flees country. Updates expected when Interpol authorities provide more information. Congressman “George Santos” fled the United States today, leaving behind a husband, an ex-wife, and … Read more
Fox News “rainmaker” Tucker Carlson had to eat his words, and offered a confession to his unthinking viewers. So, hatred clouded poor Tucker Carlson’s judgment. Imagine that. It … Read more
Covid vaccine indictments were unsealed in Florida, as police arrested two prominent former federal officials. TALLAHASSEE FL, April 1, 2023 — Florida cops arrested two prominent former federal … Read more
Revealed: Trump shot blanks at midnight when he courted his wife privately at a holiday party at Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump, the twice impeached former president, famously said he … Read more
GOP leadership is hoping and praying that the wicked witch is finally dead, so they can move on to other fascist party leaders. Florida resident Donald Trump may … Read more
The Federalist Society’s Leonard Leo is the Supreme Court whisperer. Now the GOP has tapped him to pick the next Republican ticket. GOP mega donors feared a 2024 … Read more
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is hinting that he’ll challenge Trump in 2024, because that’s what God wants. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis claims to know what God wants, but … Read more
We take you now to the much-anticipated DeSantis-Trump steel cage match, in which “DeSanctimonious” has promised to “kick Trump’s ass.” Gordon Solie was arguably the greatest professional wrestling … Read more
In a verified news report from next month, it was revealed that DeSantis’ “election integrity” police force has declared him winner. TALLAHASSEE, Dec. 9, 2022 — Thousands of … Read more
