‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump

‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump

“The Feds can’t indict me” professes Donald Trump, and lackey Kash Patel declares, “they can’t touch him.” Riding a red wave, Donald John Trump announced that he is … Read more

DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian

DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian

Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more

DeSantis Scores ‘Love Letter’ from Putin

DeSantis Scores ‘Love Letter’ from Putin

Russian-born citizen reveals “love letter” from Vladimir Putin to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. A Russian national shared the following letter with Humor Times, “my favorite American news source.”  … Read more

Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters

Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters

January 6th “tourists” were transported to Fox headquarters with a promise of jobs. The U.S. Department of Justice bussed scores of Jan. 6 “tourists” to Fox News headquarters … Read more

DeSantis Serves ‘Banana Republic’ Snacks at Nude Family Resort

DeSantis Serves ‘Banana Republic’ Snacks at Nude Family Resort

“Banana Republic” snacks were a big hit at a “family nudist resort” in Florida today, the state’s new press secretary announced. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is serving “Banana … Read more

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