Old McDonald Backs Assault Weapons Ban
Even the famed long-time farmer supports an assault weapons ban, saying politicians lie and dodge to get re-elected. Rural wunderkind Old McDonald supports an assault weapons ban. Standing … Read more
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Bionic Ginni Thomas Brings Justice to America
A bionic Ginni Thomas bot is dominating internet traffic since she became Chief Justice of “The Supremes” this week. A bionic Ginni Thomas bot is dominating internet traffic … Read more
Ron DeSantis Testicle Tanning to Bone Up for 2024 Run
Gov. DeSantis is said to be using Tucker Carlson’s “testicle tanning” in “ballsy” stunt to get a “leg up” in the 2024 race. Gov. Ron DeSantis came out … Read more
Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more
Ginni Thomas Rescues Kavanaugh from Angry Protesters
Witnesses say Justice Brett Kavanaugh was rescued from angry protesters at his house by Ginni Thomas. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh broke down after angry protesters picketed outside … Read more
BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
