Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more
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Conspiracy Theorist: The Whole World is Out to Get Trump
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World class conspiracy theorist explains why the whole political world is out to get Donald Trump. “Is former U.S. President Donald Trump … Read more
Future of U.S. Congress to be Decided by All Elite Wrestling Rampage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) TNT will host a very special wrestling match to decide the winner of the Georgia Senate race, replacing the Dec. 6th runoff. … Read more
President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more
January 6 Committee Issues New Batch of Subpoenas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New information about people allegedly in communication with Trump during the riot results in latest batch of subpoenas. In order to track … Read more
New York City Subway and Sewer Rats Form Union
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New York subway and sewer rats presented Mayor Adams with a petition from their newly-formed labor union. There are 8 million stories … Read more
President Biden Unveils Plan to Pay Off National Debt Before Midterms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Biden unveils plan to eliminate the national debt, just in time to boost Democrats’ chances in the midterm elections. According to SNN … Read more
SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
Sexologist Explains Modern Sexuality
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An internationally known sexologist explains the ins and outs of modern sexuality. Dr. Oscar Cahonnes, sexologist and chairman of the Pseudopsychosociopathicsexual Department … Read more
