SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
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Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
Sexologist Explains Modern Sexuality
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An internationally known sexologist explains the ins and outs of modern sexuality. Dr. Oscar Cahonnes, sexologist and chairman of the Pseudopsychosociopathicsexual Department … Read more
President Biden to Unveil New College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New “College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program” announced to give unfortunate killers a new start. If by chance in 1965 you killed your … Read more
Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more
Liz Cheney Turns to Expert to Plot Next Career Move
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With her Political career grinding to a halt, Liz Cheney turns to an expert to help plot her next career move. With … Read more
World Famous Economists Break Down the Latest Jobs Report
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To break down the Biden Administration’s July jobs report, we turned to a pair of world famous economists. Since the Biden Administration … Read more
Putin Offers to Exchange WNBA Star Brittney Griner for MLB Teams
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The trade would send MLB’s New York Yankees and Chicago Cubs to Russia for WNBA Star Brittney Griner. Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
Planet Zardoc to Sue Webb Space Telescope for Invasion of Privacy
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Special News Dispatch on the Webb Space Telescope from Intergalactic News Nitsche correspondents Disse N. Datte and Tikkel Uranus. General Mugu … Read more
Trump: ‘What America Needs is a Good Dictator’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former White House guy Donald Trump says he should be elected as the nation’s “good dictator,” so he can fix all its … Read more
