President Biden Offers New Solution to Rising Food Prices
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Deeply concerned about the pain in the wallet of most Americans, the president has a plan to deal with rising food prices. … Read more
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Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more
In the Spirit of Total Equality, California First State to Demand Male Residents Develop Menstrual Cycles
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Following a statewide education program, men will have several options as to how to acquire their own menstrual cycles. In its drive … Read more
Expert Blames Former Russian Leader for Present Day Political Dysfunction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN historian states that if the political dysfunction in Washington seems particularly bad, we can blame Nikita Khruschchev. Many Americans think that … Read more
How to Ward Off Monkeypox and Avoid Another Pandemic
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Resident Witch Doctoress Dr. Sweet Mama Dorite explains how to ward off the Monkeypox. With the arrival of the rare disease … Read more
Elon Musk Makes Bid to Buy America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more
NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more
Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 3-year-old rapper BigMonayBabay held an Easter egg hunt like no other, say witnesses. A celebrity Easter egg hunt on the massive estate … Read more
Easter Bunny Jailed in Russia
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more
