Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team
“Since they know so much better” President Biden mobilizes Fox News for immediate deployment in Kabul. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Stating that he was tired of … Read more
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President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan
Biden sent Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan to finish the evacuation, saying they alone can get the job done. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Totally … Read more
BREAKING NEWS: Taliban Overruns Washington DC
The Taliban gave Joe Biden 24 hours to get out of town Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian New Network) During the night, Taliban forces slipped into Washington DC and … Read more
Intergalactic Study of Critical Species Theory Downgrades Mankind
Intensive study of this theory, not yet banned intergalacticly, shows that aardvarks, rather than mankind, should govern the earth. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Dr. Shakitte N. … Read more
Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed
An SNN contributor reports on a technique used by a voodoo witch doctor, said to cure the deadly “Delta Blues” variant. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more
Intergalactic Plot to Kidnap Billionaires During Space Flights Unearthed
While Branson seems to have narrowly avoided it, this newly discovered intergalactic plot could still nab Jeff Bezos. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to high ranking … Read more
Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose
The first COVID 19 vaccine overdose has been reported, and it ain’t pretty. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN medical correspondent Dr. Anna Phylaxis reports that someone … Read more
Newly-Discovered Delta Blues Strain May Be Deadliest Covid-19 Variant
The CDC now says the newest variant, the Delta Blues Strain, may hit hardest, affecting certain music listeners. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The newly discovered “Delta … Read more
Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more
Wuhan Institute Under Investigation for Causing a Litany of Worldwide Disasters
China’s infamous Wuhan Institute is now rumored to be responsible for much more than just the possible release of COVID 19. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former … Read more
