Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed
An SNN contributor reports on a technique used by a voodoo witch doctor, said to cure the deadly “Delta Blues” variant. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more
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Intergalactic Plot to Kidnap Billionaires During Space Flights Unearthed
While Branson seems to have narrowly avoided it, this newly discovered intergalactic plot could still nab Jeff Bezos. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to high ranking … Read more
Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose
The first COVID 19 vaccine overdose has been reported, and it ain’t pretty. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN medical correspondent Dr. Anna Phylaxis reports that someone … Read more
Newly-Discovered Delta Blues Strain May Be Deadliest Covid-19 Variant
The CDC now says the newest variant, the Delta Blues Strain, may hit hardest, affecting certain music listeners. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The newly discovered “Delta … Read more
Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more
Wuhan Institute Under Investigation for Causing a Litany of Worldwide Disasters
China’s infamous Wuhan Institute is now rumored to be responsible for much more than just the possible release of COVID 19. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former … Read more
Disgraced Kentucky Derby Winner Sues Trainer for Disqualification
Medina Spirit feels he would have won the Kentucky Derby without “no stinkin’ horse crack,” and is suing “human scumbag” Bob Baffert. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) … Read more
Mars Could Fall from the Sky, Warn Scientists
A thing called “reverse magnimosity” could cause Mars to fall from the sky, warns the Slobovian Space Program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) If you were planning … Read more
Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more
Thousands of Jobs for Earth People Available on Planet Zardoc
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Zardoc is said to have thousands of jobs available which are plentiful and extremely well-paid. SNN has learned that there are thousands … Read more
