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Exclusive Report: This discovery may upend current theories as to the reason that God created mankind. Latest in the continuing series: Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Bishop … Read more
Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more
The Slobovian Secret Service say they have uncovered the “next global pandemic.” Part of the “Dispatches from SNN” series (Slobovian News Network). The predictive Analytic and Anosognosic Department … Read more
Artificial Ignorance is undetectable from real ignorance and is often mistaken for artificial intelligence. This report is part of the Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) series. CZ*HRK … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network): In new division of Hell, souls will freeze for eternity. According to world renowned Glaciologist/Theologian Dr. Freezyn Mahassoff of the University of … Read more
It’s true, Frank Sinatra fathered Wonder Woman! And you’d never have known, if not for the SNN (Slobovian News Network). This exclusive news about Wonder Woman is part … Read more
SNN reports stunning discovery: Sixties dance craze can cure a variety of diseases, including COVID-19. In an SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive Report, it has been announced that … Read more
Long-lost secrets about David and Goliath recently uncovered inside an ancient tomb. World famous tomb raider and ethnocraparcheologist Lord Sebastian Bhutt-Ughleh has uncovered the long-lost tomb of Nebucanezzor … Read more
Long-lost video of the Battle of Little Big Horn disqualifies Chief Sitting Bull, gives victory to General George Custer. Scientists at The University of Stanchk recovered a long-lost … Read more
Intercepted communique reveals president’s plans to elope with Nancy Pelosi. An intercepted communique from the Schnotzelvakain Secret Service revealed a scenario in which current United States President Donald … Read more
