Mars Could Fall from the Sky, Warn Scientists
A thing called “reverse magnimosity” could cause Mars to fall from the sky, warns the Slobovian Space Program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) If you were planning … Read more
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Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more
Thousands of Jobs for Earth People Available on Planet Zardoc
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Zardoc is said to have thousands of jobs available which are plentiful and extremely well-paid. SNN has learned that there are thousands … Read more
Queen Dispatches 007 to Halt Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview
Exclusive Report: The Queen was desperate to stop the broadcast of the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle interview. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A shocking report reveals … Read more
Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19
The best preventative and cure is a “daily whiskey bath,” says expert from Slobovia. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to Dr. Reallie Schmelsbadde, head of the … Read more
‘Reputable Firm’ to Oversee Biden Racial Equity Program
World famous law firm to oversee and dispense monies for the racial equity program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN has learned that the Biden administration has … Read more
Donald Trump to Become President of Slobovia
The offer to become president of another country will likely prove all-too tempting. Dispatches from Snn (Slobovian News Network) In a historic vote in the Slobovian Parliament, both … Read more
Lost Book of the Bible Reveals Exactly When ‘Hell Will Freeze Over’
Newly discovered book explains when hell will freeze over and what will happen when it does. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) For centuries in Christian English speaking … Read more
Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released
A Slobovian pharmaceutical company releases strange new Covid 19 vaccine varieties. A dispatch from SNN, the Slobovian News Network Slobovian pharmaceutical giant Schnotteragge has announced that it is … Read more
Who or What is Isaias? SNN Has Answers
SNN’s Washington-based correspondent finds many theories on the naming of Hurricane Isaias. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Since the the naming of Hurricane Isaias, Washington-based SNN correspondent … Read more
