Ted Holland

Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Music and B Western Actors Encyclopedia.

Investigation: Why was Global Pandemic Named After Mexican Beer?

,
Investigation: Why was Global Pandemic Named After Mexican Beer?

Slobovian President hints at collusion in viral Mexican beer scandal. Part of the series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Peoples Independent Quasi-Republic president Irk Krudhbo has … Read more

Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke

,
Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke

Exclusive Report: This discovery may upend current theories as to the reason that God created mankind. Latest in the continuing series: Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Bishop … Read more

Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite

,
Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite

Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more

Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted

,
Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted

The Slobovian Secret Service say they have uncovered the “next global pandemic.” Part of the “Dispatches from SNN” series (Slobovian News Network). The predictive Analytic and Anosognosic Department … Read more

Worldwide Glut of Artificial Ignorance Traced to Rogue Arm of the Slobovian Secret Service

,
Worldwide Glut of Artificial Ignorance Traced to Rogue Arm of the Slobovian Secret Service

Artificial Ignorance is undetectable from real ignorance and is often mistaken for artificial intelligence. This report is part of the Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) series. CZ*HRK … Read more

Due to Overcrowding, Hell Opens Frigid New Division

,
Due to Overcrowding, Hell Opens Frigid New Division

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network): In new division of Hell, souls will freeze for eternity. According to world renowned Glaciologist/Theologian Dr. Freezyn Mahassoff of the University of … Read more

Wonder Woman’s Father Revealed to Be Frank Sinatra

,
Wonder Woman’s Father Revealed to Be Frank Sinatra

It’s true, Frank Sinatra fathered Wonder Woman! And you’d never have known, if not for the SNN (Slobovian News Network). This exclusive news about Wonder Woman is part … Read more

Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus

,
Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus

SNN reports stunning discovery: Sixties dance craze can cure a variety of diseases, including COVID-19. In an SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive Report, it has been announced that … Read more

True Story of David and Goliath Revealed in Archeological Find

,
True Story of David and Goliath Revealed in Archeological Find

Long-lost secrets about David and Goliath recently uncovered inside an ancient tomb. World famous tomb raider and ethnocraparcheologist Lord Sebastian Bhutt-Ughleh has uncovered the long-lost tomb of Nebucanezzor … Read more

After Video Review, General George Custer Declared Winner of the Battle of the Little Big Horn

,
After Video Review, General George Custer Declared Winner of the Battle of the Little Big Horn

Long-lost video of the Battle of Little Big Horn disqualifies Chief Sitting Bull, gives victory to General George Custer. Scientists at The University of Stanchk recovered a long-lost … Read more

Share