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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology. Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Due to an unresolved labor dispute at the North Pole, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have offered to replace Santa Claus this … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) “Dick Tracy is the world’s greatest cop,” says President-elect Donald Trump. According to President-elect Donald Trump, βDick Tracy is the world’s greatest … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President-Elect Donald Trump hires his own security team, including James Bond, saying that he no longer trusts the Secret Service. According to … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Report: Controversial 2024 Presidential Election ends in tie, Artificial Ignorance interference suspected. We bring you this Special Report among general chaos … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Social scientists say that whether or not you’re middle class depends on your musical playlist. In the current 2024 Presidential race both … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Both AI candidates granted exclusive interviews, detailing their platforms. According to SNN Political Crappe reporter Muck N. Mire, Artificial Ignorance Entity presidential … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With things well in hand, President Joe Biden is going to the beach until after the election, according to reports. SNN leisure … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more
