Social Justice Platforms Suggest New Holidays
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Certain groups have suggested a group of new holidays to reflect the essence of today’s “New America.” Madam Doctor Ophelia Yudamn Skippy, … Read more
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Fashion Designer Creates Ultimate Protection from American Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous clothes designer says she has the answer to gun violence in America. SNN fashion reporter Insyde Ouwte says that in … Read more
The Mother of AI Proclaims ‘Artificial Ignorance for All People’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Mother of AI has pledged to make Artificial Ignorance for all people the world over. Dr. Brigette Bardeaux Brainfahrt, the Slobovian … Read more
Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Reporter has uncovered trial Judge Merchan’s list of possible punishments for Trump when and if he is found guilty. SNN … Read more
Biden: ‘Donate $1 Million to My Campaign and Be President for a Day’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden offers “President for a Day” prize for one million dollar donations. If you have ever wanted to be president for … Read more
Famous Surgeon Now Offering ‘EZ At Home Surgery Kits’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World-famous surgeon says patients can save thousands in health costs using his new “EZ At Home Surgery Kits.” SNN surgery correspondent Ambue … Read more
Breaking Sports News: Tombs of the Original Baseball Gods Unearthed
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous explorer has discovered the tombs of the Original Baseball Gods. SNN Executive Sports Editor and former MLB batboy Phil Phoulballze … Read more
To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more
Politicians Who Lose Should Have to Give Back Campaign Donations and Worse, Says Artificial Ignorance Entity Candidate
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 2024 presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says losers should return the money raised, and much worse. In a recent interview with … Read more
Scientists Uncover Undeniable Proof of ‘Big Blang Theory’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incontrovertible evidence has been discovered supporting the “Big Blang Theory” of the birth of the universe. In a special exclusive report, SNN … Read more
