‘Unusual Urges’ Cited: Man Sues Big Pharma Due to Side Effect of Popular Drug
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) Man sues drug maker, saying that “unusual urges” caused him to break into a zoo and attempt to have sex with a … Read more
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Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
Bookie of the Stars Sets Odds on Donald Trump Conviction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The odds on a Donald Trump conviction in the New York hush money trial have been set. Place your bets! According to … Read more
Social Justice Platforms Suggest New Holidays
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Certain groups have suggested a group of new holidays to reflect the essence of today’s “New America.” Madam Doctor Ophelia Yudamn Skippy, … Read more
Fashion Designer Creates Ultimate Protection from American Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous clothes designer says she has the answer to gun violence in America. SNN fashion reporter Insyde Ouwte says that in … Read more
The Mother of AI Proclaims ‘Artificial Ignorance for All People’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Mother of AI has pledged to make Artificial Ignorance for all people the world over. Dr. Brigette Bardeaux Brainfahrt, the Slobovian … Read more
Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Reporter has uncovered trial Judge Merchan’s list of possible punishments for Trump when and if he is found guilty. SNN … Read more
Biden: ‘Donate $1 Million to My Campaign and Be President for a Day’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden offers “President for a Day” prize for one million dollar donations. If you have ever wanted to be president for … Read more
Famous Surgeon Now Offering ‘EZ At Home Surgery Kits’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World-famous surgeon says patients can save thousands in health costs using his new “EZ At Home Surgery Kits.” SNN surgery correspondent Ambue … Read more
Breaking Sports News: Tombs of the Original Baseball Gods Unearthed
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous explorer has discovered the tombs of the Original Baseball Gods. SNN Executive Sports Editor and former MLB batboy Phil Phoulballze … Read more
