Deadly New Covid Variant Prevention Plan Introduced by Unlikely Team
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Witch Doctor has teamed up with the CDC to prevent the spread of the deadly new Covid variant called “Top … Read more
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Former President Donald Trump Consults Psychiatrist Regarding a Most Unusual Mental Condition
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump has consulted a private SNN psychiatrist about a mental condition, “Afrogynophobia” — a fear of Black Women. Much-indicted former President … Read more
Trump Says He Can’t Get a Fair Trial on Earth, Looks Elsewhere
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) There is nowhere on the planet that he could possibly get a fair trial, Trump says, demanding a ‘bigly’ change of venue. … Read more
Head of Zardocian Mafia: ‘If You’re a Criminal, America is the Place to Be’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An interplanetary mob boss says Earth’s America is a paradise for any criminal looking for a new base of operations. In an … Read more
Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more
Biden Seeking Controversial Age Reversal Treatment
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden reaches out to SNN witch doctor about a controversial age reversal treatment. President Joe Biden is concerned that many voters … Read more
Barbie Busted as Chinese Agent
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sources say Barbie is a Chinese agent and may have been the one responsible for stashing cocaine in the White House. SNN … Read more
Eccentric Scientist Proposes Unusual Cure for Global Warming
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous eccentric scientist has proposed a highly unusual cure for global warming. It’s a dirty job, can we make it happen? … Read more
Most 2024 Republican Presidential Candidates Suffer from Lack of Name Recognition
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Name recognition is a major stumbling block for 2024 Republican hopefuls: here’s what people are saying. According to SNN pollster Dr. Propah … Read more
The Devil Unveils Adventures for Billionaires
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incredible adventures await bored billionaires in a place they’ll feel right at home: Hell. SNN resident Witch Doctor and Goozakooologist recently returned … Read more
