Snake Plissken to Run for Mayor of New York City
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Snake Plissken announces run for mayor of The Big Apple, saying criminals will have 48 hours to turn themselves in. Snake Plissken, … Read more
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AI Entity Declares for Presidency of United States
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The first AI Entity to declare a run for U.S. president: Artificial Ignorance entity known as “Hoiman.” SNN Science Editor Bunsen Burner … Read more
Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Slobovian billionaire is suing The Diamond Fork and Spoon in New York over his dissatisfaction with a bowl of She-Crab soup. … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Make Me President for Life, I’ll Pay Off National Debt’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: Ex-president says he’s is willing to pay off America’s national debt, simply for being named president for life. SNN becomes … Read more
Creator Considers Mankind Recall
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Report: The Creator is close to issuing a recall of his most prominent creation, mankind. In a recent interview with SNN Heaven … Read more
Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Join SNN
Dispatches from SNN Newly available TV news hosts Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have found a new home. Recently released Fox News Channel superstar Tucker Carlson and former … Read more
High Cost of Lying Explained
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A famous law firm explains the high cost of lying. With the $787.5 million settlement between Fox News Network and Dominion Voting … Read more
True Identity of George Santos Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered the true identity of George Santos, and it’s one you never would have guessed. Exclusive Report … Read more
Famous Judges (Alive and Dead) Bid to Try the Trump Case
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Everybody wants to try the Trump case, destined to be a one-of-a-kind historical trial. According to SNN witchdoctor, goozakooologist and dead whisperer, … Read more
In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden announced that he will shutter all Chinese restaurants in the ongoing effort to end Chinese espionage in America. SNN undercover … Read more
