Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The banking crisis calls raises lots of questions, and the Bank of Slobovia has answers. And products to sell you. Dr. Grabba … Read more
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Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Ukrainian president sent back most of a “useless” aid package sent by the well-meaning country of Slobovia. According to SNN war … Read more
Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more
Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The president says we must nationalize all private income sources that are outperforming the IRS to fund the war effort. This week, … Read more
Major Crime Scourge Morphs Into Latest Pro Sports League
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Is there life after football? Thanks to a crime spree turned pro sports league, you bet! (Seriously, Las Vegas is “jacked.”) Carjacking … Read more
Mysterious Chinese Spy Balloon Turns Out to Be Rogue High School Science Project
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A young Chinese student in search of Taylor Swift tickets built the spy balloon as a science project, say investigators. The much-ballyhooed … Read more
Dead Presidents Deny Having Classified Documents
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A high-level seance with dead presidents revealed that most deny having any classified documents in their possession. SNN resident witch Doctor, Goozokooologist … Read more
Newly Seated Slobovian President: America is a Third World Country
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) United States is really a third world country, according to the new Slobovian president. Just after taking office, Slobovian president General Blunte … Read more
Revealed: Promises Kevin McCarthy Had to Make to Get Votes
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondent uncovers embarrassing promises Kevin McCarthy had to make to get votes as the new Speaker of the House. According to SNN … Read more
SNN Uncovers 20 Lies George Santos Did Not Tell
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) He told so many, it seems like he told them all. However, an investigation has revealed many lies George Santos did not … Read more
