Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The president says we must nationalize all private income sources that are outperforming the IRS to fund the war effort. This week, … Read more
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Major Crime Scourge Morphs Into Latest Pro Sports League
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Is there life after football? Thanks to a crime spree turned pro sports league, you bet! (Seriously, Las Vegas is “jacked.”) Carjacking … Read more
Mysterious Chinese Spy Balloon Turns Out to Be Rogue High School Science Project
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A young Chinese student in search of Taylor Swift tickets built the spy balloon as a science project, say investigators. The much-ballyhooed … Read more
Dead Presidents Deny Having Classified Documents
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A high-level seance with dead presidents revealed that most deny having any classified documents in their possession. SNN resident witch Doctor, Goozokooologist … Read more
Newly Seated Slobovian President: America is a Third World Country
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) United States is really a third world country, according to the new Slobovian president. Just after taking office, Slobovian president General Blunte … Read more
Revealed: Promises Kevin McCarthy Had to Make to Get Votes
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondent uncovers embarrassing promises Kevin McCarthy had to make to get votes as the new Speaker of the House. According to SNN … Read more
SNN Uncovers 20 Lies George Santos Did Not Tell
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) He told so many, it seems like he told them all. However, an investigation has revealed many lies George Santos did not … Read more
Santa Claus Was Grounded by Facial Recognition System
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Millions of kids worldwide went without presents when Santa Claus was grounded by a Schnotzelvakian facial recognition system. Christmas Eve, December 24, … Read more
January 6 Committee Recommends Donald Trump Be Burned at the Stake
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Committee says Trump should be burned at the stake for attempting to use witchcraft to overturn the 2020 presidential election. Its two-year … Read more
Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service (SSS) has uncovered a letter to Santa from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Slobovian Secret Service agents Redd Hotte … Read more
