Jerking the Chain, Chaining the Jerk
“White House Toilet Deposed by January 6 Committee” (Ted Holland, Feb. 18, 2022) I commend you for opening so many drawers while engaging us in ethic cleansing. Unfortunately, … Read more
Dennis Rohatyn
Take the Plunge, or Drain the Trump?
“White House Toilet Deposed by January 6 Committee” (Ted Holland, Feb. 18, 2022) Since the original story broke wind, three more Oval Office toilets have been thrown or … Read more
Slaving Under a Hot Stove
“MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu” (J.C. Wade, Feb. 13, 2022) Dear Editor: On behalf of the Progresso party, I must object to all of the … Read more
WHAT’S IN A NAME PLAN?
The Washington Football Club fumbled an opportunity to redeem itself by renaming the team the Commanders, as if the quarterback decided to light up a cigarette on board … Read more
PUTIN-on everyone’s lips
Putin’s WAR of choice. Ukraine doesn’t want to be part of Russia. Russians don’t want to die invading their Ukrainian neighbors… so we are left with Emperor Vlad … Read more
Where the Rubber Meets the Room
The truth about the food fight at Golden Corral has finally been revealed, sans Onion. Turns out that it was neither a shortage of steak nor someone being … Read more
THE LADY DOTH PROTEST HERSELF
There was a young lady in Congress, whose speeches refuted her protests. Her mind was so warped and grotesque, they located no waves on her brain test! There … Read more
On file in Florida
Is Merritt Garland in a coma? Has any executive (who planned 01/06/2021) gone to jail? NOPE! An elementary class could provide evidence enough- Videos available on Fox News. … Read more