"World's Funniest News Source"
Jonathan Ferguson America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more
Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, … Read more
Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and … Read more
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp with Unelected Clerics’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty … Read more
Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known … Read more
Brits weigh in on Theresa May and her biggest Brexit gaffe. Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest … Read more
Apocalypse threatened in the Revelation hasn’t quite gone according to plan. Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would … Read more
Microsoft is monitoring X-Box gamers for cursing, and they don’t like it. The recent decision to helicopter X-Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has … Read more
Climate change: Let God handle it! Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory … Read more
