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Ship of Fools

George Santos, Jared Kushner-IDENTICAL TWINS-

Read MORON this below.

A PAIR o’ SITES- for sore eyes-

SLUM LORD/ BOTTOM FEEDERS- carping silk suits.

Human barnacles dragging every “SEE WORTHY” value- into MAGA’s foggy toilet bottom.

SHELLFISH self-aggrandizement.

Set agrift Captain!

-A personal, poisoned, entitlement swamp in Florida.

Forensic accounting will Fathom their slimy financial anchor chains.

Santos, Kushner, Trump- secret fundings, ALL below decks.

Proven MURDERERS, Traitors, cut throats.

Kushner’s (CONVICTED FELON) father -PARDONED by (TWICE IMPEACHED) TRUMP.

Jared married Trump’s (Jew-ish) daughter Ivanka.

Jared’s crooked family bought “sunny boys” FAKE Harvard education.

Kushner rewarded Mommy by overpaying 1.8 billion dollars for the “worst real-estate white elephant in NYC history”- (666 Park Avenue).

Jared leveraged (father-in-law) Trump’s White House to find his “latest sheik daddy”- corrupt, WEALTHY Saudi Prince (MBS).

Jared traded (Mar-O-Lago) SECRET DOCUMENTS- MBS paid Jared 2 billion to launder his gore!

Diabolically, Dismembered, disappeared- MBS murdered journalist Jamal Khashoggi inside a Saudi Consulate on October 2nd 2018.

Undertaker Jared’s – NYC mortuary address-666
how prophetic.

Shortly after a deadly DC insurrection- Jared “KEEL HAULED IN” that Saudi paycheck for 2 billion.

Jared “lost interest” in politics, ghost writing a pathetic autobiography titled “Breaking Wind- death by flatulence- Owned/ Punk/ Traitor”

1.8 billion can’t wash away Khashoggis’ innocent blood.

34-year-old, New York, 3rd District, REPUBLICAN- U.S Representative Santos is “twinkle toes” compared to TRUMPS MOBSTERS
 except -OF COURSE- Congressman Santos would gleefully ballroom “THIS KILLING”- backwards, in drag, with high heels- for stare change.

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leakers

Supreme Court Justice Roberts desecrates every Law he touches.

Roberts should investigate HIS OWN leaky drawers.

A paternalistic, vendetta driven, malicious overturning of ROE/WADE- Penned by Roberts Christian fascist pal- Alito.

If this leak was such a “grave attack on our precious legal system”- (Roberts words) involve the FBI.

How could powerless Curley- (a Court appointed “subordinate”)- legitimize anything? conclude anything? – NO Court Justices (or wives) signed affidavits, NOTHING done under oath.

In one minute, three blind stooges could determine- “leaker” is two-faced Gini Thomas.

Alito
 leaked a similar decision regarding “Hobby Lobby” (months earlier) at his private dinner party (fundraiser) entertaining giddy religious patrons.

Investigate Alito, a bribe taking, BIGMOUTH.

Indite Justice Thomas wife- Gini- (Arrogant, Evangelical, insurrectionist driven, bleached whale busybody) a “holy CRAP” impersonation of a human being.

Above every Law they pretend to serve.

This “bum rushed” radical right court serves ONE master- the Federalist Society.

Allowing elitist corporate money to influence the Court and American elections- Robert’s 2008 “grift” – Opening flood gates of raw corruption-
trash like Trump and Santos.

Roberts shit decision called “Citizens United” -has NOTHING to do with “uniting citizens” just as today’s GOP “American Freedom Caucus” – NEVER about freedom.

Blaming liberals- that’s Robert’s “go to, predictable, rote, opinion- unsigned, uncouth, – unAmerican.

Secretly colluding, violating American trust- stripping EVERY woman’s sovereignty.

Gini’s religious toilet LEAKED EVERYTHING to “lock down conservative doubters”

Federalists “treat” laws (they don’t like) as- disposable diapers.

Federalist “good OL days” -women as chattel, humans as slaves.

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Curious George Santos

George Santos is a “real Curious George”.

The sad truth about Darling George is- one primate- couldn’t accomplish this alone.

A Republican jungle HOOTS victory- as teammates.

– LIE, CHEAT, and STEAL- every banana.

Measure this collaborative GOP crimewave for yourself friend-
They put the “I” in team, and Georgy in their jungle.

Not one Nausea County Republican resigned in protest during that
Stage-managed SHOCK and AWE.

cronyism- came through for ZOO keeper McCarthy.

Long Island GOP delivered an ape Congressman- in the form of a “Jew-ish Ham grenade” .

RANCID meatings “made their cut” because they ALL signed, sealed and packaged Georgy- like fetid liverwurst wearing a bow tied.

Coaching Georgy, holding his WEINER, elephant rides to the freakshow – right (WING) on schedule.
Only a truly narcissistic, pathologic, liar
 could relish being a shameless asshole.

WORST- EVER- CLEVER.

George attended TRUMP UNIVERSITY- (meaning Don’s insurrection in DC).
Santos – directly linked to Russian influencers, donations and delusions-

Santos – videotaped “bragging” to having been in Russia “many times”.

George loves attention- “My multiple personality untouchable schemes came true!!”
WE WON!

FakeMOUS MEEE! Worldwide celebrity.

A self-induced sick-ish cartoon-

THAT man, in the steamy “brown-ish Yellow Hat”
 IS Kevin McCarthy-

“That Clown monkey I bought is crapping on ME!”
Carnival barkers’ big yellow hat -isn’t clean now-ish
 is it?

I’m afraid for silly little George-
Georgy might suffer a terrible, crippling, (speaker induced) gavel hammer accident.
(This does happen)- Not knowing
 who’s who-
In Da ZOO.
Poor George.

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George Santos FUR president!

George Santos for President!
Kevin McCarthy officially welcomes “Fabricated Congressman Elect-CURIOUS GEORGE SANTOS”-
to his lunatic fringe grooming CREW- “ LOOK-another flea”
“GOP MONKEY business” and slippery banana tree financing prevented Santos from falling through ethical floor board. “Flea overboard !!!”
slipped again?
lacking appeal? Pull a Santos
 out of your arse.
George proclaimed himself a Gay, Millionaire, Jewish landlord with an outstanding education. His executive resume earned my vote

(HE schemed honest anyways). ??
You could say Santos is the funniest goy you -(n)ever- met.
Will the REAL curious George please swing down from his bullshit vine!
That’s a TARZAN JOKE! He’s got a million of em. “Scratching Insurrectionist fleas”
Nothing “embellished” – perhaps Santos is “just naturally” a corroded, smoking exhaust pipe of diarrhea.
On FUMES alone- Santos sailed into DC without brakes, training wheels, scruples or adult steering-
sound familiar?
Santos attended Trump’s insurrection pipe dream- with bells on his bone spur.
monkey see- monkey DOO.
“Tell em anything” lavished Trump, “you’re my kinda misfit sociopathic GRIFTER.”
Everything Santos claims was patched together like Trumps hair-
A fake MAGA orangutan suit, stolen at a SECRET DOCUMENT Mar-o Lago Halloween party. “flea drinks”
Santos never graduated high school, but he did bounce checks in Brazil, (that counts as international financing, right)? Flea checking!
This flea-bitten GOP circus can only get batter!
Those pesky fruits and flies are baked right in folks!
“Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana”
-(that’s a Santos ORIGINAL THOUGHT)

MEANING
 another lie.

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GOP marching orders

Losing Congress-
Democrats should have won everything.

Stolen by the GOP- gerrymandered districts and hack Republican courts changed critical outcomes.
Never mind how voters rights have been crushed by Judge Roberts and his Jim Crow Supreme Court who invited wrecking ball politics and SECRET MONEY DONATIONS.

Long-winded articles about Republicanism- remarkably
 avoid discussing their primary marching orders- destroy social security and Medicare.

Rick Scott said out loud what other venture capitalist vultures’ only quietly prey for.

GOP’s scorched earth strategy only benefits the super wealthy.

Working Citizens clinging to dear life without safety nets, is this what Democrats are celebrating?

Behold – Trump announcing his 2024 plans- a LOSER limbo bar serving watery drinks, racist guests, and insurrection at “swamp-o-largo”.

Canada doesn’t suffer American cannibalism indignities –

QUALITY OF LIFE- is written into Canada’s constitution with something besides tweets, cheap mascara, empty prayers and spent shell casings.

America should emulate Canada’s national health care system
 BUT DOESN’T.

TAX WEALTH FAIRLY, prevent citizens from being wiped out by wall street Ponzi schemes, crypto currency frauds and MAGA style carnival barkers.

Liberal Citizens are threatened- “work 10 times harder now” if you hope to dodge this GOP PAWN SHOP of HORRORS- again.

The richest country in the world – governed by crooked Supreme Court decisions and GOP zillionaires like Rick Scott and Musk.

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