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2 BILLION buy’s a lot of ISRAELI NUCLEAR SECRETS, – all it took was Trump’s Mussolini squat and a non-Kosher suppository headed by Kushner.

Fake- piety “Jared”- worships GREED, – behold his holee spelunking pilgrimage to Mecca.

Slum-in-Law- Jared –grifted 2 BILLION
 thanks Saudi Prince what’s yur name? (MBS).

Prince Oil Lord- silk robes
 MURDERED an American Journalist in a Turkish embassy-
diplomatic impunity.

MBS publicly bragged “Kushner’s in his pocket” – (robes don’t have pockets)- so Jared simply “inserted himself up a SHEIKS ass”!

Jared Kushner’s DNA and Trump’s greasy porkburger footprints – smeared all over STOLEN TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS.

“Appoint myself a special disaster, judge shop a district Stooge”.

Infidel Poohbah GRIFTER Trump- demonstrates again how “myfilth walks between legal raindrops, while murdering Democracy on Fifth Avenue”.

Sooo “Rolex” smart, Trump’s sticky fingers didn’t wear “Latex” protection
(follow Duh money).

Family money “inserted” Jared up Harvard’s requiem.

Despite a grifted Ivy League education- Jared’s idiotic purchase on 666 Park Avenue
proved the deepest real estate hole EVER excavated in New York City.

Jared’s CROOKED Dad – CONVICTED FELON- (PARDONED by TRUMP).

Kushner
 actually bought the Brooklyn bridge- debts paid (later) with ESPIONAGE and TOP SECRET SWINDLING.

Trump’s election meant- MBS Saudi financing would “float” 666 and dim wit Jared “on a big, oily, fart bubble” – extortion.

Riding Saudi flatulence to Ivanka’s soiled Penthouse- Jared proves – money can FLY anything.

Just as deranged Saudi pilots leveled the World Trade Center- Trump and Kushner’s behavior soils civility- straight into Hell.

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My real name is INNA YASHCHYSHYN

“Anna De Rothschild” 
(explaining)- Mar-a-Lago for MAGA dumbbells.

Dreamed up by Jeffery Epstein for casino, con artist, cohort- Donald Trump.

An orange stucco- used car dealership, putt-putt, Bojangles franchise.

Domestic chores – (handled by undocumented colored people).

Front desk staff – unvetted eastern European bimbos (Melania WannaBees)- getting their leg up in “society”.

Bimbo’s with “a brain” –(typically foreign nationals)- 
ZERO security clearance necessary for fake HEIRESS types like me!

Everyone here pretends- creepy Republican men ALWAYS MEET interested pretty girls – playing the green, or bending over in the rough, maybe just
 “hangin out” with boobs at the pool.

My FAKE CHARITY is called “United Hearts of ESPIONAGE”, -I mean
” mercy”.

Sound like some BS- Measl-ania concocted?

Miseryania and I graduated from same Eastern European troll factory in Vladd-ru-chequnia.

Does Secret Service realize how difficult it is for a 33-year-old FAKE HEIRESS to FAUN interest- in creepy, racist, FASCIST assholes like Lindsey Graham or Trump?

Mctrumpdia Climbed to the top of a GOP political dung heap because- at “troll factory” she perfected (molded herself) into perfect CAPITALIST yard ornament.

Keys to TOP SECRET SAFE for Vlad meant
 Moldlandia molded herself into human golf tee.

Trump sets diet Coke on her concrete head while her teeth “gently” hold his balls.

“Crooked swing Mr. President-WHITE into the SWAMP- chipped FRONT TRUTH right out of bitches head!” whispers Lindsey.

We worship picture of Mistrustnia’s sacrifice at TROLL FACTORY in Vlad-Ru
 it hangs in golden shower room hall of shame- I mean fame.

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trump stole documents worth TRILLIONS

Tchotchke

Maggie Haberman- a New York Times reporter suggested perhaps Trump considered- TOP SECRET classified documents -(he stole) – souvenirs- “a CHOTCH-kee”.

Various media parrots chimed in with all sorts of idiotic variations on her theme-
-are adult reporters this stupid?

Any of these “genius reporters” render a “financial value” on these many boxes of Government secrets?

Biggest BANK ROBBERY in American history and the NYTimes implies perhaps-these were just “participation trophies” stashed in Trump’s basement.

Lob any soft balls lately?

Is making excuses for king GRIFTER a job description?

No finer display of how wealthy white CROOKS are pampered- compare Trump’s treason to anyone else caught RED handed.

Let’s publicly “wonder out loud” what IS the value for detailed information on American nuclear submarine propulsion?
Perhaps Melania can throw in some current CIA Euro spy data? Don’t forget- she speaks 45 languages beside Russian.

Macron was specifically featured in Trump’s trove of GOLDEN trash for political leverage.

Every SECRET detail on French President Emmanuel Macron could be TRADED for campaign grift donations -payable to Trump’s Swiss bank account Charity.

For his politics – no other European leader is of “more targeted interest” to Vladimir Putin, than Macron.

GOSH! another amazing coincidence.

Being conservative 
 I place what Trump stole at TEN TRILLION DOLLARS.

What do you say Maggie Haberman?

Prove everybody wrong- and I will gladly grift you a “made in China” RED ball cap- TCHOTCHKE.

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Flynn Brothers Circus

Repackaging 06 Capital ATTACKS- metastasized TRAITORS like cancer.

Remarkable how brass at the Pentagon AND Secret Service “wiped clean”- EVERY SINGLE phone record of 48 -critical hours.

New York Times-CONFERMS nothing can be saved
beyond “recovery” it’s PARROTED.
Fortunately


DONALD TRUMP has a MAGA WAND
(same USED to DECLASSIFY NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS).

A FASCIST MAGA prop- enabling government phone records to vanish into thick air! Republican Senators to jog past morality and armed minions to chase Pence with a hangman’s noose.

Subpoena- General Charlie Flynn- NOW.

Charlie transferred to the pacific theatre of operations- despite his brother being a CONVICTED TRAITOR.

Both Flynn’s lied about their Washington DC agendas,

Coincidence? Nope.

Three Star Charlie isn’t “HIS BROTHERS KEEPER”
– however, 


Charlie boy “DENIED” being IN the operations room, AT the Pentagon, DURING an attack on our Capital- pretty brassy that he couldn’t recollect much except needing to immediately “airlift SELF” away from incrimination.

Charlie clearly bruised his lips kissing TRUMP’S MAGA WAND.

Meanwhile


Pardoned Russian SPY brother Michael- (still collecting his fat military pension) poured the 5th during official hearings-

FASCIST BROTHERS
 DRUNK AT THE GUN BARREL.

Insurrection on the rocks- BROKEN GLASS- GUT ROT-GUILTY.

Committee Members asked Michael “if he believed in a PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER”??- . Michael’s answer- BUMBLED and TUMBLED.

Dishonorable boot lickers, STILL providing lip service for Putin and Trump.
FASCISM makes for deranged bed fellows.

NAKED Commanding officers – shilling TREASON and ESPIONAGE.

Crooked- Evangelical- Generals-

Bumbling lines- knotted dark arts – Gallows humor.

Sold out show-

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MUG SHOTS

Shouting into broken megaPHONY- Steve Bannon- homeless millionaire.
Michael Flynn- Toy soldier -Russian TRAITOR.
Rudi Giuliani- Mayor of “FAKE belief”-SWEATING lies.
Steve Meadows- Animal House -FRAT Lawyer.
Sidney Powell- Beaver faced attorney of the DAMNED.
AG MEALY mouthed TOAD- (lowest) Barr.
LOBOTOMY broadcasting- FUx News.
Qanon Pillow Guy- RUBBISH shiller.
Zirconium plated FRAUD – Roger Stoned.
John Eastman- SOUR mop squeezing’s.
Peter Navarro-Green Bay intestinal sweep.
Clucking Josh Hawley- Deboned X-Senator.
Lindsey Graham- SPINELESS, yellowish gastropod.
Back stabbing Kevin McCarthy-Ginsu Knife salesman.
Gym Jordan- pronoun shower coach.
Calloused Thumb PEDDLE-O-file – Flatt Gaetz.
Stephen Miller- NAZI lip schtick- any FASCIST dip stick.
Jeffery Clark, Tom Cotton- constitutional TOILET plungers.
Pardoned Paul Manafort- LYING GRIFT driver.
Ben Carson- Dr. TERMITE.
Betsy DeVos-VAMPIRE nun con-artist.
Rick Perry- plastic Rodeo SHOVEL.
Mike Pence-White cheddar CHESUS.
Jeffery Sessions- poll dancing CONFEDERATE missionary commission.
FETID Kentucky Wind Sock
Ditch McConnell.
Saudi sword swallower-Jared Kushner- spouse
 lil’Princess HAND-OUTS.
Green card gameshow hostess “PORN charity”- pre-nup “Melania”
Apprentice MUCK rake- “JUNIOR”- (under achiever).
Mo Brooks, Gosar, Tuberville- three STOOGE golf cadies.
Bearded, Potbelly, gerbil – Ted Cancruze.
Pale, FAIL, male- snail -DeJoy Inc.
Competitive eater- Bleached TROLL-Gini Thomas.
“Praise the lowered” 
 SC clown bus – 6 QUARTz LOW.
Evangelical flying CPAC monkeys.
EMPTY SHIRT Foundation lobbyists, NRA Deploribillies.
Weaponized Republican MOBS- (Demanding-JUST US).
Election dispute Crack pots- assaulting Capitals.
24-hour WHITE NATIONALIST STUPIDITY
 Live school shootings!
LUNATIC Churches- Tithing COP KILLER AMMO!
A GOP swamp that never drain$.
Donald Trump’s 
 Masters of political DISASTERS.

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