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Smelling salts please

Trump shall announce his run for Presidency in 2024 JUST BEFORE he is charged with INSERRECTION.
Another future, successful stealing of thunder to own liberal headlines.

Mike Pence can “hang around” but won’t be “roped in” as VP this time, Pence applied for job as Pope, – he has years’ of experience- on his knees.

Besides Trump’s CROOKED family – ONLY one White House SPECIAL COUNCEL shall be appointed-

SIDNEY POWELL.
(Smelling salts please).

Keep it simple- no lawyers, no cabinet, no press briefings…just “SUBORDINATE MORON to the KING of all assholes”.

Sidney (cheeks stuffed with nuts) may look like a taxidermized squirrel, BUT…don’t be fooled- as Trumps pet squirrel- she knows exactly where all the hole are.

Sidney walks one narrow path-The MASON DIXON line.

With Powell as foil- Trump can slash through any democratic barrier to obtain Putin style powers.
Liberals, rhinos, hippos and whatever else shows up at her watering hole, lives in perpetual fear …when this great blight hunter arrives in her leopard print squirrel-mobile.

Abe Lincoln said-“You can’t keep a man in the mud without getting covered yourself- (unless of course) you’re Sidney Powell, meaning… already drenched in shit”.

Honestly- Abe wrote lots of things, and sometimes -stuff is misquoted, however…

Powell NEVER say this –

You can not further brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

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Bridging the Diplomatic Lies

I sing of arms dealers and the
woman on the rebound, thusly:
If Russia trades Brittney Griner
for Viktor Bout, will the US agree to a return match in Weed, CA? The event would be promoted by the Merchant of Death in Venice
Beach, sponsored by the Phoenix
Mercury Cougars, and broadcast
on Cannabis Network News/CNN.
It’s worth a shot, even if Ukraine tries to bloc her Olympic feats!
To the Viktor belongs the Bout,
so long as Griner lights the fire!

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“JULY 4TH MASSACRE BY PRO-TRUMP RAPPER”

JULY 4TH MASSACRE BY PRO-TRUMP RAPPER

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It’s no surprise that some ugly-ass incel freak
Went on a murder spree on this 4th of July.
Trump fascists can’t get laid, they whine & cry
“Why don’t women like them?” My oh my…
A Trumptarded no-talent rapper loves the GOP
Crimo worships Traitor Trump and is a big fan,
Filmed at Trump rallies was this little girlie man.
120-lb. Crimo is just another weak Republican
Whose head is empty, inside there is nothing.
As a fake rapper myself, allow me to say:
OPEN SEASON ON TRUMPTARDS ALL DAY!
RAT-A-TAT-TAT, DONALD TRUMP IS SO FAT,
BULLETS WOULD BOUNCE OFF THAT GUT!
IT’S WHY HE’S CALLED JABBA THE HUTT.
CRIMO DRESSED LIKE “WHERE’S WALDO?”
GO TO PRISON CRIMO AND GET CHOKED!
LIKE TRUMP’S FRIEND JEFFREY EPSTEIN,
SOON ENOUGH, HIS NECK WILL BE BROKE.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2021/03/04/roger-stone-pro-trump-rapper-music-video-donie-o-sullivan-ctn-pkg-vpx.cnn

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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BORIS REIGNS AND SHINZO IS SHOT

BORIS RESIGNS AND SHINZO IS SHOT

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Bad Karma for conservatives internationally?
Japan’s Abe Shinzo is assassinated with a gun!
The end of U.K. Prime Minister Boris Johnson!
Y’know these things usually happen in threes,
So what’s the next shoe to drop on your TV?
Or which leader will be dropped subsequently?
America is due for some dead right-wingers,
Because until now fascists murder all the time!
Nazis kill, but Nazis can be killed and in rhyme:
ONE NAZI DEAD, TWO NAZI PIGS DEAD…
THREE NAZIS DEAD, FOUR, KILL SOME MORE!
JUST PRETEND IT’S THE 2ND WORLD WAR…
D-DAY 2022, THIS TIME NOT OMAHA BEACH.
INSTEAD, ANTIFA WILL INVADE PALM BEACH!
TRUMPTARDED RACIST INBRED TRAITORS
WHO LOVE PUTIN & HITLER ALL NIGHT LONG
WILL SOON BE DEAD THANKS TO US BOMBS.
WHO NEEDS A TRIAL? LET’S TAKE REVENGE!
HANG THEM NAZIS HIGH AT STONEHENGE!
AS A BADASS PALESTINIAN/IRISH-AMERICAN,
I HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT KICKING ASS.
YOU SAY I’M A NATURAL BORN TERRORIST?
TRY TO KEEP FASCISM ALIVE & YOU’LL FIND
YOUR SEVERED HEAD IN MY BLOODY HANDS
LIKE IT’S F**KING KATHY GRIFFIN IRA TIME!
WHEN DONALD TRUMP DUMPS IN DEPENDS.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/japan-shinzo-abes-government-has-a-thing-about-hitler-it-likes-him

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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THE GOP HAS COMMITTED HARI KARI

THE GOP HAS COMMITTED HARI KARI

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Let’s face it, real Americans. Attempting to reason with the fundamentally unreasonable, superstitious and psychotic misogynists who are in full political control of the dying and demoralized Republican Party is a fool’s errand. The time for talk and civil discussions ended years ago thanks to traitor Trump, so deal with reality, folks, the GOP must go away!
November 8, 2022 is the start date for this particularly patriotic project. America-loving Democrats, Independents, Third Partiers, and even disgruntled pre-Trump Republicans must coalesce to deliver a devastating defeat to the Trumptarded greedy old perverts of the GOP.
This must be one for the history books. Send the racist, Russian-controlled Republican Party the way of the Whigs and the Federalists, straight into the political abyss where they belong, never to return as a foreign fascist threat to American democracy again.
Speaking of the abyss, no matter how you may feel about the Democratic Party, it is an incontrovertible fact that the ONLY organization preventing right-wing Republican anti-Christian conservative charlatans from destroying America is the Democratic Party. The ridiculous Republican Party loves deranged dimwit Donald Trump who hates America. Deport Donald to Moscow already!
Just like in the days of the biblical Exodus from Egypt, the GOP worships a gorged golden calf and God and Moses are not pleased. Divine punishment is on its way to your doorsteps and you deserve it, Republicans. Instead of brainwashed, delusional, incompetent Red State redneck sociopaths constantly blaming those of us who live in Blue States (who pay your bills) for the fact that Red States are by far the worst places to live and least desirable locales in the United States, how about your so-called leaders in the Red States resign from office instead?
Do the U.S. a favor! Give your intelligent young people in Red States a real reason to stay there by jettisoning the slack jawed local yokels currently in charge of your dysfunctional, criminal Red State regimes. At this point, most of those low-IQ, severely inbred Ku Klux Klan members with freakishly deformed faces like Picasso paintings currently occupying public office as so-called “conservative” (AKA fascist) politicians in the culturally and economically backwards Republican-controlled Red States should adopt the Japanese tradition of hari kari immediately.
Kill yourselves, dishonorable anti-American fascists! Show some courage for once in your worthless, cowardly conservative lives. YOU ARE TO BLAME. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. And as such, you can also choose to be the solution. Take yourselves out, before we the people take care of you politically on November 8th. For the United States of America to live, the Republican Party must die in 2022. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Jake Pickering
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