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DRUNK RUDY SAYS: “WOW! ALL THE NETWORKS!”

DRUNK RUDY SAYS, “ALL THE NETWORKS!”

Inebriated Rudy is Trump’s brain?
No wonder evil Mr. Orange is insane.
To win on Nov. 8, Dems must fight!
Rudy Giuliani says Diet Pepsi is
His favorite drink? Oh yeah, right…
Rudy is a lush who chugs all night!
Four Seasons Total Landscaping:
Giuliani & Trump looked like crap.
“All the networks” say Rudy is a
Drunk who stunk it up with his gas.
Rudy Giuliani is an alcoholic a-hole
With hair dye on his face in the heat,
And Giuliani being an old dirty creep,
That dildo store next door in Philly
Was just way too obscene and silly!
Drunk Rudy was the star of Borat 2,
Attempting to stop & frisk a teen girl.
Pedophile traitor Trump can suck it!
Incestuous Ivanka gave Rudy a whirl.
Pissed off and jealous, Donald says:
Where’s Vlad so Don can give head?
Trump is a stupid, whiny little bitch!
Don will die soon even though he’s rich.
It’s not a threat; it’s only the outcome.
Bury King Trump the First (and Last)
In the Tangerine Tomb of the Dumb.

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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Posted: October 23, 2020

DRUNK RUDY SAYS “ALL THE NETWORKS!”

DRUNK RUDY SAYS, “ALL THE NETWORKS!”

Inebriated Rudy is Trump’s brain?
No wonder evil Mr. Orange is insane.
To win on Nov. 8, Dems must fight!
Rudy Giuliani says Diet Pepsi is
His favorite drink? Oh yeah, right…
Rudy is a lush who chugs all night!
Four Seasons Total Landscaping:
Giuliani & Trump looked like crap.
“All the networks” say Rudy is a
Drunk who stunk it up with his gas.
Rudy Giuliani is an alcoholic asshole
With hair dye on his face in the heat,
And Giuliani being an old dirty creep,
That dildo store next door in Philly
Was just way too motherf**king silly!
Drunk Rudy was the star of Borat 2,
Attempting to stop & frisk a teen girl.
Hey fat Donald Trump, F**K YOU!!!
Incestuous Ivanka gave Rudy a whirl.
Pissed off and jealous, Donald says:
Where’s Vlad so Don can give head?
Suck that Russian cock, Trump bitch!
Don will die soon even though he’s rich.
It’s not a threat; it’s only the outcome.
Bury King Trump the First (and Last)
In the Tangerine Tomb of the Dumb.

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!

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Posted: October 23, 2020

Taylor Swift Syndrome

Taylor Swift Syndrome

Scientific studies conclude 98.7% of the Rioters at Trump’s J6 insurrection suffer Taylor Swift Syndrome (TSS).

In layman’s terms- ultra conservative American males are devolving into whinners.

“Ideal women” have already walked out of male centric dead-ends.

Can’t imagine why “girl next door” is revolted by table cloth TRUMP flags waving from monster trucks? belching exhaust down main street?

Sporting plastic bulls’ balls on a trailer hitch? vulgar bumper stickers? (same maturity)-

MAGA cavemen- converged on our Capital HATING EVERYTHING.

Do they have children? is this what they teach Junior?

Anyone want to snuggle a “proud boy”? …no takers.

Desirable Gals might still want to take a vow- just not WITH some trigger happy, shot himself, one eyed “oath keeper.”

Cooking, cleaning, caretaking, polishing NAZI jackboots? (mancave 101), and WOMEN HATERS wonder?? why there are… no women??

Yes Bubba- you are indeed, a real “keeper”.

Divorced? Unemployed? living in your parents’ basement? spending valuable CHANGE on more guns and ammo?

BETTER-keep that bitter change boyz.

Want a career? Check your local Community College.

Need change? -MOVE.

Like weapons? shooting? Defending America? BE a respectable soldier- YES SIR-join the “ACTUAL” Army.

Retire (with honor) from our Armed Forces. THANK YOU, SIR.

Taylor Swift is a role model for anyone, anywhere, deciding- it’s my life, I’m not hurting anyone, none of your business if I do (or don’t) sing country music.

Don’t waste another second hating who’s different from you.

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Posted: October 23, 2020

MATT GAETZ IS GOING TO PRISON

MATT GAETZ IS GOING TO PRISON

[Sung to the tune of “Edge of Seventeen” by Stevie Nicks, released in 1981]

Just like the right-wing does
Joel Greenberg is guilty
Matt Gaetz is fleeing
Coup, coup, coup

And the days go by
Like a strand in the wind
In the web that is his own
Matt pays to rape again
Gaetz said to his friend,
Joel, we’ve been caught
Venmo messages matter

She was no more than a baby then
Well, Matt is evil and empty-hearted
Nothing within him
It was the moment Gaetz first laid
Eyes on her
All alone on the edge of seventeen

Just like the right-wing does
Joel Greenberg is guilty
Matt Gaetz is fleeing
Coup, baby, coup, said coup

Well, Joel went to jail
Maybe Matt will go tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, well, Florida’s GOP there
Matt Gaetz is a sick pedophile creep
When we see Gaetz is doing to poor
Young girls what should not be done
Federal agents will go grab their guns
Republican perverts had better run
And Venmo messages mattered

Just like the right-wing does
Joel Greenberg is guilty
Matt Gaetz is fleeing
Coup, baby, coup, said coup

Matt the molester never expected it
But the moment that Matt Gaetz paid
The FBI’s eyes on him
Had more than enough evidence
To imprison Gaetz with his friend
So with the slow graceful flow of age
I went forth with an age old
Desire to please
On the edge of seventeen

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/05/16/former-seminole-tax-collector-joel-greenberg-could-be-sentenced-in-august/

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!

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Posted: October 23, 2020

NAZIS ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED FELLATIO

NAZIS ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED FELLATIO

“It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything
For young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys”
— Village People from “Y.M.C.A.” (1978)

The so-called Patriot Front are neo-Nazis
Who are closeted, confused horny guys
31 Nazis were just arrested circle jerking
Each other off on their way to Gay Pride
White supremacists are known to be gay
But too shy to just come right out and say
So they pretend to be tough and mean
When deep down Nazis are drag queens
Get out of that gay pileup in the U-Haul
Put on some assless chaps & dance, y’all
Idaho’s new motto is “The LGBTQ State”
The Patriot Front loves the song Y.M.C.A.

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!

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Posted: October 23, 2020

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