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CALL RON DESANTIS “GOVERNOR GROOMER”

CALL RON DESANTIS GOVERNOR GROOMER

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If you’re a big lefty liberal patriot like me,
You probably watch way too much MSNBC.
It’s not the shows or the hosts that I dislike,
It’s MSNBC’s advertisers that make me gripe
Lume ads have made MSNBC unwatchable.
Demonstrating pussy deodorant applications
Every 10 minutes on TV is f**king disgusting!
LumeStarterPack.com is not the solution for
Your swampy vagina discouraging inhalation
Take a bath after your hourly masturbation!
Speaking of stench-ridden Florida snatches,
Republitarded racist Governor Ron DeSantis
Is so stupid he said slavery gave job skills?!
Like what?! How to rape slaves that you kill?
Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) is a sexual abuser
Which is why he’s called Governor Groomer.
Getting underage girls drunk all of the time,
But Ron’s micropenis they still cannot find.

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR. IS AN IDIOT

ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR. IS AN IDIOT

https://nypost.com/2012/05/17/rfk-jr-s-wife-hangs-herself/

Selling anti-Semitic tropes to the voters
Is nothing new in the United States at all
RFK, Jr.’s evil rhetoric makes me appalled
Obviously common sense skipped the son
RFK, Jr. is not like his father in any respect
Other than looking like him, Junior is a reject
Jr. is like his grandfather, racist to his core
Joe Kennedy was Ambassador to the U.K.
And told FDR not to fight the 2nd World War
Joe Kennedy was a criminal scumbag prick
And so is his grandson with a minuscule dick
No balls at all from anabolic steroid use 24-7
RFK, Jr. is a Nazi who is not going to Heaven.
Is he so confused from juicing all of the time?
RFK, Jr. sounds like he swallowed a landmine
Who can listen to that stupid asshole speak?
RFK, Jr. was the worst radio show host in DC
He’s not really running for president, y’know
RFK, Jr. just wants a right-wing radio show.
Where he can spew conspiracy theory crap
About how Jews have done this & done that
But not one word has Catholic freak RFK, Jr.
Ever said against pervert priests giving head
Now we know why RFK, Jr. is a Republican
Because he prefers to molest the too young
RFK, Jr. is an idiot who doesn’t have a clue
Blaming COVID-19 on the Chinese and Jews
RFK, Jr. is a neo-Nazi through and through!
He loves Hitler like Joe Kennedy did. It’s true.
RFK, Jr. can’t stop lying because he is paid to
He is Trump’s tool in the Democratic race
RFK, Jr. just wants a priest to sit on his face.
If you want a list of some of this creep’s lies,
Then click on the link below – RFK, Jr. is stupid and high:

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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“IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I’M COMING AFTER YOU!”

“IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I’M COMING AFTER YOU!”

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Donald Trump is all talk and no action at all.
All hat & no cattle is what they call it in Texas
Trump is Putin’s bitch is why he betrayed us
Donald Trump is a stupid traitor going to jail.
They should execute Trump, send him to Hell
For raping both Ivana and Ivanka that sick git
Rep. Greene (R-GA) says “show us your tits!”
Orange, greasy man
boobs Trump has
Donald Trump is a
human shit sack
Just call him “Moobs” from now on
Trump is done, son!
And Stormy Daniels said
Trump has a little mushroom dick.

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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RFK, JR. IS HIGH ON STEROIDS

RFK, JR. IS HIGH ON STEROIDS

Robert F. Kennedy, Junior is a conspiracy nut
Who thinks COVID-19 was made in a Chinese Jew lab
Spinning in the grave is Kennedy’s dead dad!
Having been shot in the head by a bodyguard
Sirhan Sirhan firing the kill shot? How absurd
They never intended to solve RFK’s murder
Those fascist neo-Nazi redneck pigs at LAPD
LAPD’s crimes don’t begin with Rodney King
But RFK, Jr. blaming Jews for Covid is lunacy
Yes they lied about how your dad died, Jr.
But it’s time to cut back on anabolic steroids
If you keep juicing, you’ll get hemorrhoids!
No Democrat with a brain will vote for Junior
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is just another loser.
He sounds like a dildo is stuck in his throat
The fact that Jr. had a radio show is a joke!
But RFK, Jr.‘s former co-host Sam Seder said
You’re fired, Jr. And Rush Limbaugh is dead.

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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HOW I MADE RON DESANTIS MY “JOB SKILLS” SLAVE

HOW I MADE RON DESANTIS MY SLAVE

Fascist fool Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
Is almost as hideous as any praying mantis
DeSantis serves his evil master named Satan
Florida’s stupidity couldn’t be more blatant!
Why would any human vote for this pervert?
DeSantis is on the record chasing young girls
Around at drunken underage parties when
DeSantis was supposed to be teaching them
What did Republitard Ron DeSantis do then?
DeSantis got the high school girls drunk a lot
In the hopes of getting girls to touch his cock
But Governor “Tiny D” is so tiny & minuscule
The drunk young girls couldn’t give it a whirl
Because Ron’s micropenis could not be seen
No one had a magnifying glass for that thing.
Ron DeSantis who is angry at God for Tiny D
Is desperate to distract by promoting slavery
F**ked-up Florida’s worst governor ever says
Slavery was just a jobs program back then!
OK then – let’s assume Ron’s bullshit is true
If that’s so, then here’s what Jake P. will do:
Ron DeSantis clearly has no usable job skills
I’ll make DeSantis my slave, so that Meatball Ron can pay my bills
That’s right, DeSantis, you sick fascist freak
I’ll give you the choice given during slavery =
You can work for me for free or die out at sea…
Start picking that cotton, boy! Or you’ll get it
A one-way trip to the bottom of the Atlantic.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11724111/Trump-posts-photos-Ron-DeSantis-allegedly-drinking-high-school-girls.html

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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