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« Newer LettersDONALD TRUMP IS INSANE
DONALD TRUMP IS INSANE
[Sung to the tune of “Rock You Like A Hurricane” by the Scorpions released in 1984.]
It’s May 2022, Donald Trump’s big mouth
Is annoying, obnoxious and pretty loud
China is firing its weather weapon again
Trump says China’s storm gun is a sin
Melania is money hungry, can’t you tell?
So Trump give her millions in your will
The former First Lady is a high class ho
I’ve got to leave, time for the wind to blow
Here Trump is
Shoot you with a Chinese hurricane
Your ridiculous
Conspiracy theory is insane
Trump’s brain is melting, he starts to shout
Stupidity is coming, it breaks out loud
Trump rages, China’s storm breaks loose
Melania makes it with someone she chooses
Pumpkin-headed Donald is truly inane
Trump wanted to drop nukes in hurricanes
Is Trump snorting meth, or is it cocaine?
Either way, dumbass Donald is insane
Here he is
Shoot you like a hurricane
Ridiculous
Donald Trump is insane
Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA
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what happened to Q
RACKED and CRACKED
Qanon has been debunked.
A GRIFT purposely floated on Trumps watch… inflating Trump’s -plausible deniability rafts of manure.
Qanon was NO coincidence.
Right wing extremists mainstreamed “Q” (a so-called) TOP-SECRET CLEARANCE HERO with secret agent mystique, and “actionable” insider information.
MEANWHILE- (on snowflake island) …Picture Democrats… inventing “T”- liberalisms magical unicorn savior!
Liberals… (staring into space) …awaiting “T”ruthy broadcasts from distant “Blue Soros Nebula” …Yeah- Q was- exactly-that F**ing STUPID.
The number of Citizens needlessly dead from Covid, says… GOP America is MEAN PERSON -ground zero.
Beyond ignorance, beneath education, over-militarized Evangelists – CRINGEWORTHY GOP SHEEP.
Q- doesn’t suck cigars or whine like now dead, racist, eyesore, crybaby…Rush Limbaugh.
Midway carnival barker Q -shilled disinformation, fleecing a GOP freakshow herd.
STUPID PEOPLE- TOOK GRAZING ORDERS FROM FAKE BROADCASTING.
Rush’s-woman hating behavior never found fertile mainstream appeal, so Q -raised the hayseeds.
TALKradio’s- LATEST INVENTION- an invisible, irrefutable, unknowable DUPE… a CULT… YOU (and your family) -could actually DIE- FOLLOWING.
“Qanon”= Limbaugh’s (minus) “ditto head” sideshows.
Q worship- practiced by- RABID, Republican, moose- “Marginally” Taylored Greene.
Linguist detectives identified South African software developer-Paul Furber, and American Ron Watkins as Q grift -puppeteers.
Both “deny being Q”- yet strongly “agree with Q conspiracy theory”- Gosh… what a Qoincidence!
Watkins- campaign financing- is up to his Q balls in criminal self-promotion … Watkins is running as REPUBLICAN Arizona-TURD-Qongressman…
Stay tuned… for morON… Implausible- undeniability.
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Thou Slayest
Whether by accident or by design, the scene at the press conference
in Uvalde bore an uncanny resemblance to Christ before Pilate, with
Pharisees flanking the Governor of Texas on either side, while those
yelling epithets at Beto O’Rourke as he rendered unto Abbott played
their parts with a passion belying their status as pagan bureaucrats.
As O’Rourke exited the arena, he spoke to the crowd in their tongue,
then left the forum, as if preparing to ride on to Calvary to meet fate.
Two robber barons await him there—the NRA and the Republicans.
They will beg for forgiveness, plus a chance to redeem themselves.
Lord only knows which one (if either) will get to witness insurrection.
O’Rourke staged the seasonal drama, but his supporting cast knew
the script by heart, even as they lost their minds. Beto may not win
the election, but his political opponents are going straight to hell, as
early as the Fall. They would have done better to give Beto the floor,
and return the checks. Those who live by the bullet, die by the ballot.
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Where Sheep May Safely Gaze
Reporters covering the latest round of mass shootings may benefit from
from some background information, although it is already public record,
and should be familiar to anyone for whom the past is forever present.
Uvalde, TX is about 85 miles (136 km) west of San Antonio. The nearest
border crossing (near Eagle Pass) is about 60 miles (96 km) away; the
town of Del Rio is about 70 miles (112 km) distant. Uvalde used to be a
major railroad depot, back in the day, Today it is the furthest point in the
Hill Country. Its most famous resident was John Nance Garner, a native
Texan who practiced law there, beginning in 1890, then entered politics
in 1902. He was a Congressman for thirty years, until he became Vice-
President of the U.S. for the first two terms that FDR was in office (1933-
1941). Garner retired to Uvalde, where he led a quiet life, managing real
estate holdings, playing with his grand-children, and fishing. (His house
is now a museum). Uvalde also boasts the oldest Opera House in Texas,
although the screams that echo from inside its walls are faint compared
to those heard in schools, homes and churches all the way to the border,
and far beyond it. Garner did not distinguish himself in office; indeed, his
role was so minimal that no one knew he was in Washington, DC until he
has left it. However, “Cactus Jack” (as he was called by those who knew
him) became famous after he withdrew from public life, not least for the
sagebrush advice he once gave a fellow Texan. When LBJ asked him
about accepting an offer from JFK to serve as his running mate in 1960,
Garner replied “The Vice-Presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm spit.”
(The word that Garner actually used wasn’t ‘spit,’ but damn close).
LBJ ignored the advice, and the rest became history, albeit with a
macabre twist. On November 22, 1963, JFK telephoned Garner
to wish him a happy 95th birthday. Reporter Dan Rather (also
a native Texan, and, like his boss, Walter Cronkite, a UT-alum)
interviewed Garner on that occasion, before flying to Dallas to
cover the President’s arrival there. Also present at Garner’s
ranch was a local beauty queen who had just been named
Miss Texas Wool. (Even in an era of fake news, there are
some things you just can’t invent). Rather’s crew filmed
the whole interview, ‘phone call and all.. Rather took the
film with him to Dallas, dropped it off at the local CBS-TV
studio (now a Fox News affiliate) and headed downtown.
It was never aired; it may still be stored there, in a vault
(For details, see the Wiki entry on “John Nance Garner”).
Garner died on November 7, 1967, two weeks shy of his
99th birthday. He still holds the record for the longest-
lived former V-P in U.S. history. He contributed another
legacy, which left its mark on the entire region long after
his death. To wit, “throughout his career he maintained
allegiance to the white landowners who controlled the
voting booths in South Texas. He regarded his Mexican
voting base as ‘inferior and undesirable as U.S. citizens’”
(Bill Minutaglio, “A Single Star and Bloody Knuckles: A
History of Politics and Race in Texas” [Austin, TX, 2021],
68 ff.). Today, Uvalde is 80% Hispanic, yet Texas is still
trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes. If this keeps up,
it will be time for anyone who is still starry-eyed to shuffle off
to Buffalo, in search of a better way of life–a loner in Canada,
past Niagara Falls, where seldom is heard a murderous word.
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THIS MEANS WAR
THIS MEANS WAR.
That’s the title of mega church pastor Greg Locke latest book… what’s next pastor? -kill em all – God’L sort em out?
Locke is “one degree” crazier than Amy Coney Barrett. Evangelicals who want to see US burn in their make-believe Hell.
Proselytizing didn’t work…SO … Locke will hack nonbelievers to deaf with his cross, while Amy drowns unwed Mothers in handmaiden bathwaters.
Lunatic Locke burns one degree hotter because -HE will actually kill people; HIS BOOK SAYS SO.
Greg’s Tennessee Church of crated ammunition is a TAX-EXEMPT powder keg of hate!
Locke’s church Armory- another Weirdo Satanic Cult- praying for war.
Liberal media is sound asleep.
Using tax dollars, Locke’s Church (and others like it) warehousing massive weapons, an audit would prove that.
National Church leadership has let “mad dawg Locke” off his chain, -(essentially sanctifying Murder in Jesus name).
Disguised as the faithful- prepared to kill people on holy crusades- Greg and Amy are WHITE SUPREMICISTS.
Tent revivals, lynch mobs, speaking in (Supreme Court) tongues- (welcome to their dark rages).
Anyone with a secular lightbulb can see what’s next, LOOK IT’S- (slick serpent handler) Roger Stone! Roger feverishly endorses Locke’s book.
War criminal insurrectionist traitors- really slither around.
Pardoned Felon Stone, doesn’t have a parole officer, so slithering to Hee-haw Tennessee, Willard war rooms, or Moscow with Vlad- are conveniently scheduled by pardoner Trump.
Stones ministry ordains fuses, bombs, and silencers onto sniper rifles… DON’T LOCKE NOW…
Greg Locke slithered RIOT into our Capital January 06.
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