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MORONIC MARJORIE TRAITOR GREENE

”MORONIC MARJORIE TRAITOR GREENE”

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/01/jeffrey-epstein-and-donald-trump-epic-bromance

“Marshall Law”, Marjorie cannot spell.
Rep. Greene (R-GA) is going to Hell.
Moron Marjorie hates our democracy.
Donald Trump is a liar who lost bigly.
President Joe Biden is a kick-ass dude.
Biden won & Putin peed his pants, fools.
Russia is taking a beating they deserve.
Stop funding the GOP, Russian worms.
Speaking of worms, what’s it up to now?
20,000 dead Russian soldiers in Ukraine?
Putin is no genius, and Trump is insane!
Putin’s puppet Trump is a fascist traitor.
Enjoy prison, Donald Trump! See ya later?
Maybe you’ll get what Jeffrey Epstein got:
“Suicide” as part of a perverted coverup.
Putin & the FSB need to tie up loose ends,
So run for your life, Don! No more friends.

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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the other WHITE MEAT

MUSK-jet set, loose cannon, trillionaire- MAKE WAY- poor folk.

Does Musk pay fair taxes? Is he a battery powered modern day- internationalist?

Musk’s bellicose opinions rocket American politics- YET he zips HIS snarky wallet and lip service- when it comes to Chinese communist politics.

Chairman Xi holds Musk’s leash- “sit down capitalist, shut up live market- Muskpig”.

Forcing hourly employees to listen -as BLARRING right wing talk show garbage cycles all day- Big Pigs have no idea how disenfranchised people survive.

Twitter means- black, gay, female, pro union- become invisible.
Musk made HIS opinions about unions and WOKE thinking abundantly visible- F- them.

Newly acquired Twitter “free speech” platform – PERFECT media brick bat FOR deboning thread bare union types.

Trump was banned for good reason, screaming FIRE in a theatre, burned OUR Capital down.

Twice impeached Trump has a NEW BITCH- and his old red carpet to shit on- Thanks Elon.

How much human value and diversity are going to be cannibalized by Musk swinging machetes?

Twitter lynch mob rubbish, MEANS- “plausible deniability”- (THEY said IT, not… meme).

The Supreme Court crept MONSTER money back into politics- liberty gets another beat down.

Southern states revisiting Jim Crow voting laws-celebrate- REBEL Musk owning Twitter.

EEhaW -space trash rebel!

Perhaps “Massa Musk” should just buy the Confederacy- and outlaw nEGrO UNIONS.

The FCC has done a terrible job safeguarding PUBLIC AIRWAVES and BANDWIDTH CIVILITY.

Musk’s machete is a two-edge sword.

WILL POOR earthlings eat the rich?

Muskpig – the trillionaire white meat.

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REP. SWEET TRANSVESTITE (R-NC)

REP. SWEET TRANSVESTITE (R-NC)

[Sung to the tune of “Earache My Eye” by Cheech Marin from the 1978 cinematic cult-favorite comedy classic “Up In Smoke”.]
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Kevin McCarthy talkin’ to me
Tryin’ to tell me how to live
But I don’t listen to Kevin
‘Cause he’s an ignorant pig
Kevin McCarthy, he disowned me
‘Cause I wear my sister’s clothes
Madison Cawthorn on a cruise ship
Wearing lingerie and a pair of pantyhose

My Republican colleagues
They done kicked me off the team
‘Cause now everyone knows we
Snort cocaine at orgies, I spilled the beans

The GOP’s comin’ to an end
I don’t even care
As long as I can have a limo
And my Tom Brady hair
And it don’t bother me
If people think I’m “funny”
Because I’m a big congressman
And I’m makin’ lots of money

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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BIG hat CLUB

Pope Francis runs a religious corporation of BIG HATS – historically complicit in grooming Fascists.

Like Harry Potter character’s not speaking the name of (evil) Lord Voldemort- Francis won’t speak Putin’s name.

A fictional (and financial) Pope lifestyle makes nameless, blameless, pontification WAY less complicated; the Popes car is literally a Plexiglas soap bubble.

Francis leadership- is modeled after euro Pope bubble bath luxury. Popes slept comfortably- while fascists murdered civilians- GODS WILL, RIGHT? – just NEVER say Franco, Mussolini, Hitler, or Putin.

Like every other religion scam- the Vatican wastes every squeaky-clean hour- counting loot or rosary beads- not actually helping anyone- anywhere, -ever.

Until the Vatican takes refugees or tithes a billion for humanitarian aid to Ukraine… it’s just more purple robes blabbing Latin lip service.

A Russian Orthodox Priest- sporting an EVEN BIGGER HAT provided service in Crimea for Russian sailors who survived battleship Moscow’s sinking.

Funeral service carefully navigated ship’s officers- who didn’t go down with their ship.

What’s left of Putin’s naval Conscripts- were lined up… (as if waiting for another lifeboat)- that never came.

Very sad.

Beneath his 800-ton headdress with functional gun ports, nationalist flags, and fog horn -the Priest spoke- “a tragedy, MADE worse because it was a FLAGSHIP”.

Out of touch, rudderless, religious, military strategy, -–Putin Priest sanctioning -one hull of a mess.

“Hey- MY KID died for nothing asshole”-Why not say- “Putin’s war of aggression must end now!!”

Instead-The Priest pontificated- THIS battleship sinking- was bad seamanship- NOT Gods will.

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Shape up or SHIP OUT

Logical, liberal editorials are mostly -yesterday’s news, long winded apologies – smacking of cluelessness, faux surprise, shock and awe.

White nationalist- Ginni Thomas, Kravin McCarthy, racist Greene, and grifter Trump ARE THE SWAMP… flushing ever downward, flames ever higher. Look up in the sky! It’s another WITCH HUNT!

Editorials and cartoons simply can’t catch up to their broken sewer pipe of affluence.

GOP, MAGA, Q people involved with Trump’s insurrection must be garbage barged to the middle of the ocean -EITHER swim to FREEDOM- or burn with Trump’s Trash and Putin’s politics.

NOBODY at the highest level of TRUMP’S TREASON is the least bit worried about going to prison. Greene- under oath, smugly can’t recall anything.

Tax exempt Christian outrage, FAKE preaching and HATE grifting.

NO separation of THEIR Church and OUR State… – BURN IN HELL liberals. Burning witches, burning books, the Capital- burn it down.

Normal people figured Trump’s malfunction would dissipate, blow over, wise up, and move on…………………..NOPE.

Anything Trump appointed to our Federal and Supreme Court is BURNT RUBBISH.

Ginni Thomas crooked, two-faced husband is a judicial poser, buffoon and stooge – both Thomas and wife are proven tax cheats.

Liberal editorials “dance around calling that wicked kettle of crap” –BLACK.

Follow their GREEN, a PHONY Christian money trail trampled by carpet baggers- straight to hell.

BRIBED, TAX CHEATING, INNSERECTIONISTS on OUR Supreme Court- getting (and giving) other crooks a FLEA PASS… at what is officially a GOP flea circus demolition derby.

Watch MAGA burn AMERICA down.

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