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WARspider

Battleship Moscow sank to the bottom of the Black Sea- drowning crew, (NOT OFFICERS).

don’t tell mum.

Putin never ASK Russian Mom’s to go to war- he TOLD Russian conscripts it was a “liberation”- alas… his special military operation is already-
UNDERWATER.

COMRADES- bring parade uniforms (or diving gear), because (after Kiev surrenders)- you can drive (or swim) your torpedoed armored vehicles – straight to Vlad’s Moscow- May 9th VICTORY DAY CELEBRATION.

Before Putin’s WAR he televised a cabinet meeting… (projecting urgency with manly discussions), everyone in the Vladarium had their chance “to praise” Mr. Spiders (genius) decision.

Call it- “complicity day” bitches!

“It’s a COMPLICIT web you weave fearless warspider” – (same twitching body language) a housefly exhibits- before being punctured with venom.

(One complicit meeting later)… Officer lackey’s- (GUTS)- were liquified into oligarch goo (spider food).

See for yourself, (on YouTube) – Putin brow beating Naryshkin and others into puppet submission.

Vlad enjoyed taunting them,
-“Putin words in their splintered little puppet holes”

Ministers wiped sweaty wooden faces WHILE hoisted half-mast in Vlad’s icy-conditioned silk palace.

Putin pathetic spectacle would give Stalin the creeps- (and Stalin’s mummified).
“This is a historic blunder…(I MEAN)- outreach- fearless leader; you ALONE are smart enough to liberate, (destroy) Ukraine”.

Each communist officer, dutifully secreted out… cringing vladitude, knowing… dearest leader won’t go down with his slip.

Mr. Stalin, I mean-(Vlad) was very pleased! – No other shrimpy arachnid could dare spawn such commanding- idiotic decisions-ALONE.

Putin’s pride is clearly the biggest hole in the Moscow- Putin’s open hatch- sank that flagship.

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COKE CAN CLARENCE THOMAS

“COKE CAN CLARENCE THOMAS”

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Clarence Thomas was entirely unqualified
Without any actual relevant legal expertise
When Coke Can Clarence was given a seat
On the Supreme Court in 1991 by a Nazi.
George Bush, Sr. whose 1988 campaign
Was partially run by real life paleo-Nazis,
Let six Nazi leaders go to look less insane.
With bus loads of right-wingers being used,
Neo-Nazi skinheads up front at Bush stops
And Bush-loving cops ignoring racist brutes
The then Vice President George H.W. Bush
Held a campaign rally in my CA home town
Back in 1988 so filled with ugly racist hate.
Down front with my Dukakis sign at age 15
Neo-Nazis started shoving me, so you see,
I shoved them back all the way to Germany!
I got my point across then just as I do now,
Never having been one who is easily cowed.
So listen up Judge Clarence T the sex freak,
Yes, Anita Hill told the truth, you sick perv!
And Clarence is married to a criminal, Ginni
Who couldn’t steal the 2020 election, girl.
Clarence’s wife kept texting Mark Meadows
To get Trump to go to the Supreme Court
Like in 2000 to resort to judicial thievery!
Ginni Thomas should be in jail as we speak.
But now at age 73, sick Clarence T is elderly
And was hospitalized recently, but is still ill.
Clarence’s pubic hair on the coke can joke
Was just as stupid as Clarence is personally!
Clarence Thomas should resign, or instead
Clarence T should be impeached and tried.
But this is much less likely than what they’ll
Say by 2023, that Justice Thomas has died.
Then President Biden will be able to choose
Another great court pick with liberal views.

The GOP/Nazi Connection

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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CONSERVATIVE CRYBABIES

“CONSERVATIVE CRYBABIES”

Have you ever seen any American man
Whine and cry like Trump again & again?
Donald Trump is wimpy and effeminate.
Look at his tiny hands! He’s a little girl.
Trump eluded Vietnam with a bone spur.
Think of how things have gone so wrong.
He should’ve been shot by the Viet Cong!
But Trump the craven coward is still here,
Because good people are frozen by fear.
What’s this fascist fool really going to do?
Demand yet another farcical failed coup?
Will Trump send his sycophants after you?
If your state’s election follows the rules?
Don’t be afraid, my friends. We have won.
Donald Trump is destroying Republicans!
The GOP can forget about the mid-terms,
Because Trump is Trump’s only concern.
He’ll begin his presidential run too soon,
Sucking all of the oxygen out of the room.
Leaving his allies high and dry once again,
King Trump will float some more pardons.

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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Merritt Garland-time to WOKE UP

Mr. Attorney General- thank you for assurances INJUSTICE follows FACTS.

A conga line of GRIFTING crooks dances directly to Supreme court (Justice Clarence Thomas), and General Charlie Flynn (still pressing buttons) at the Pentagon.

I’m “thrilled” Qanon Buffalo guy is housed in own deluxe segregated buffalo pen, served specially prepared holistic food during his brief incarceration.

Without colored inmates, regular rations or liberal distractions-perhaps he can white a book.

WHAT ABOUT- Steve Bannon screaming insurrection over public air waves? Roger Stone, casting stones at our Constitution, John Eastman (like you)- still practicing law and disorder!

Eastman has not been disbarred as officer of the Court… what “higher standard?”

Bill Barr’s- latest book “One dam thing after another”- whiting poop (available) in hard cover!

I don’t have a law degree, HOWEVER… I could easily prosecute moron Trump Jr -myself.

JUNIOR’S emails (to election fraudster)- Mark Meadows –(Quote)-“Daddy TRUMP and MAGA- WE CONTROL this whole THANG”

Juniors superglued his DNA, photo ID, and fingerprints to a time stamped, guilty plea, LIVE on FOX NEWS. How many more “facts” do we need Einstein?

What’s next?

Another ATTACK by MAGA nuts? catapulting bodies of murdered cops- through your office window?

How can crook Trump- legally run in 2024?

Yesterday- IN BROAD DAYLIGHT- (on behalf on Donald J. Trump) …

Jared Kushner pocketed- a TWO BILLION DOLLAR BRIBE from (MBS) Saudi Murder –
payment for Trump hushing up MBS MURDERING an American Journalist in a Saudi embassy.

I’m feelin WIDE AWOKE!
How bout you?

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NO BLOODY OIL

Among oil-producing nations, Venezuela has by far the largest share of the world’s
proven oil reserves (16.1%), followed by Iran (11.6%) and Canada (10.3%)., whereas
Russia has just 5.2%; the U.S., 2.4%. Canada exports 90% of its oil to the U.S., while
we get nearly half (48%) of our oil from them. At our current rate of consumption,
which is higher by nearly five million barrels per day than what we either purchase
or produce, we will run out of petroleum products in about 20 years, unless we cut
consumption dramatically. Even then we won’t be self-sufficient, since there isn’t
much anyone can do about the geological cards that the fossils dealt. However, the
next time someone says “drill, baby, drill,” or advocates doubling our oil production
to meet consumer demand while declaring our independence from “OPEC and the
Seven Sisters,” laugh in their face, then say “We Are Not Amused” before they try to
send you offshore, and pump you full of gas. As Mark Twain observed, there is no
argument against laughter, except whatever dinosaurs once did to initiate foreplay.

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