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SLAP THE SPRAY TAN OFF OF TRUMP

“SLAP THE SPRAY TAN OFF OF TRUMP”

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” — disgusting Donald Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=BOsPuUnvK9E

Yeah, that’s right. Keep on talking, chump.
Go ahead & say something, Donald Trump!
You called my wife “a bald-headed bitch”?
You’re not bulletproof because you’re rich.
I’m Will Smith now, and you’re Chris Rock.
Your Orangeness is about to get clocked!
“G.I. Jane 2” was a dumbass classless joke,
Just like Don, Jr. who loves to snort coke.
Junior’s escort Kimberly Guilfoyle does too.
Jada Pinkett should slap her like in school.
“The best is yet to come!” Shut the Hell up.
Send Guilfoyle to Guantanamo, that slut!
The Trump family are gross pervs & wrong.
You know Donald molested Ivanka all along.
And Donald’s actual First Lady Ivana did say
She was raped by hairplug Donald one day,
Because Trump blamed Ivana for his pain.
Vlad Putin’s puppet Donald Trump is insane.

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html
Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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sent THIS to trumps office staff

Donald Trump’s website must be run by volunteers.

Trump is too cheap to pay anyone Sooo… why not exploit sops LIKE YOU, (those willing to work)- for nothing.

Trump look’s thoughtfully at a document on his Presidential desk – (that’s staged).

More realistically- a pile of cheeseburgers, plugging a toilet with stolen TOP SECRET artifacts.

YOU volunteers must be the tip of a whitebread evangelical spear, any colored people in your office?

(THOUGHT NOT).

Working like busy little Christian beavers- for a thieving Woodchuck who SEES YOU for what you are…another busload of losers- to be grifted into sawdust.

Paid much? benefits? stale bologna sandwich?

EXACTLY the “meatings” Melania attends… sour, ROTTEN, dinky, pickles ……..….no $ bread.

Melania has a prenup alright-

PROVING WHAT?

– sum TRUMP appointed attorney_ – botched her $ homework.

If Donald is worth a billion… Melania’s basically his mop- “coat check employee” selling underwear, hats and bling for crypto currency.

Lighting Putin’s cigar, wearing sleazy dresses for Jeffery Epstein’s parties-

STAGEPROP- PROPSTITUTE.

All those hours Melania LOGGED… for what? – she’s earned less (per minute) than Stormy Daniels…

(Barely getting ahead).

Don’t look Trump’s “gift horse” in the mouth GREENCARDnia.

Reread your “NOT-SO-FINE”-print… then- shutten ZYup.

Volunteers- (DON’T SNICKER)- You rate below North Korean garment workers.

Starve munch?

“Pimping” Melania’s charm is the ONLY thing “humanizing” a rabid, golfing, morally bankrupt Woodchuck.

An “actual wife” bestows “BANKABLE” credibility onto Trump’s STAGEPROP -GRIFT- lifestyle.

Blasphemy?

NOPE-

Google search-“WHAT GOD HATES”- it describes Trump to a golf TEE.

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”
(Letter version)

Goddamn Russians and their same old shit. War crimes non-stop, don’t they tire of it? The USSR died 30 years ago. Get over it!
Vladimir Putin is not “smart” or a “genius”. Who cares what traitor Trump has to say? He’s not even a “strongman”. Putin’s weak! Murdering women & children in the streets.
President Biden, hear what I have to say… It’s kill Putin time! Unleash the C.I.A. today.

“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”
(Poem version)

Goddamn Russians and their same old shit.
War crimes non-stop, don’t they tire of it?
The USSR died 30 years ago. Get over it!
Vladimir Putin is not “smart” or a “genius”.
Who cares what traitor Trump has to say?
He’s not even a “strongman”. Putin’s weak!
Murdering women & children in the streets.
President Biden, hear what I have to say…
It’s kill Putin time! Unleash the C.I.A. today.

Sincerely,
Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

Mailing Address: P.O. Box 3050
Eureka, CA 95502, USA

Phone Number: (707) 683-6285

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putin in the box

Ted Cruz (Texas) Rick Scott (Florida)- two GOP Senators publicly stating- “President Biden is responsible for Putin’s WAR on Ukraine”.??

Secretly financed, over fed Senator’s, posturing as …angry Republican’s… (no bottom to this stupid GOP hole).

Cheering Putin- as Ukraine children flee for their lives – (next level sick).

Spineless chicken nuggets dipped in Qanon sauce?

More like- Southern fried vomit, clinging to cold fry baskets over burnt crosses.

“Open carry” Sunday sermons? preaching violence? “Tax exempt” houses of worship?
Actually… vicious, cult, haters.

Narrow, racist, band widths don’t require logic- just Bibles, ammo and FAKE Trump flags.

A Fox News tribe – overweight, out of touch.

Ted and Rick – Trump clones- leading from behind. (Meaning- political buttholes)

Marching on Capital’s, challenging common sense, liberalism, vaccines, and secular thinking- WHAT a death march.

I watched a choreographed Funeral for a (recently) killed Russian general on TV- (very ornate).

Russia’s various ethnicity- (nowhere in sight).

Stoic Caucasian soldiers in fancy-dress uniforms.

Looking like Cossacks from the wizard of Oz- they said goodbye… (I felt terrible) …. it wasn’t Vlad in the box.

Putin’s Russian Orthodox Church flies the same white nationalism banner as Saint Trump- I, ME, MINE…

ETHNIC faces span their time zones… like ours.

Asian looking, Arabic looking- all shapes and colors proudly wore Russian uniforms TOGETHER, fighting Nazis…battling Hitler’s fascist crap.

Putin, Trump, Scott and Cruz…Autocrats swaddled in racist cloaks, denying peace, neighbors, and civility- while depositing CITIZEN’S money into THEIR secret Swiss bank accounts.
SICK.

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Just One Man

One man wanted to have a whole country. He already had a country, but he didn’t care about it anymore. He wanted another country. He wanted the country right next to his country. So he told the people of that country to bow down to him and give him their country. The people did not bow down to him and did not give him their country. So he told them “I am bigger than you and I will take your country if you do not bow down to me and give me your country now.” The people did not bow down and did not give him the country. So he said that he would kill those people if they did not bow down to him and give him their country. The people said “We do not want to be killed, but this is our country and we want to keep it.”

The one man became very angry that the people did not bow down to him and give him their country right away so he started sending his killers into that country and they started shooting the people. The people tried to hide and to push back the killers to keep their country. Now the one man started screaming at the people that they must stop pushing back and must give him their country immediately. But they told him “No” and that he had his own country and he could not have theirs.

Flapping with rage, the one man told his killers to blow up all of the houses and buildings even with the people still inside and to kill the people running for their lives even down to the last child. The people still refused to give the one man their country and still kept trying to push back the killers. But the one man frothed and swore that he would have the country when there were no buildings standing anymore and all the people were dead. He told his killers that they must kill faster.

The one man did not want the people in his own country to know how much killing and destruction was going on so he put sand in their eyes so they could not see and could only hear his voice saying sweet words which they believed. But some of his people washed the sand from their eyes and saw the deaths and destruction of their neighbors being done in the name of their own country without them knowing. Many of the dying neighbors were their cousins too and those people who had washed the sand were very angry because they had been lied to by the one man and they told the one man to stop the killing right away.

The one man waved his hand to the police and those people from his own country were all put in jail or killed. The one man waved his other hand and all of the government people of his country bowed down to the one man so low that their noses were in the dirt. Other people in the world wondered why the one man wanted to still have the new country if all the buildings were destroyed and all the people were dead. They told the one man to stop trying to take that country and if he did not stop, they would give him trouble.

The one man glared at them with his cold dead eyes of hate and told them that if they get in his way, he would blow them up and kill everyone. After a few moments those people began to laugh at the one man because they knew and he knew that if he blew up everyone, even a little bit that he would be killed right away and his own country would be destroyed and dead. Then he would have no country and no life, just a dead body of the one man. The one man ranted and screamed and threatened but all the people kept laughing and pointing at the dangerous old one man who now had no friends and had nothing left but his own whining and hate as he hid in his castle. With the people laughing and pointing at him, the one man could only see his blind anger and he said that he would show everyone how strong he was and he would blow up the whole world.

Will one man be allowed to kill the entire world?

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